Most Embarrasing Stories

Describe the most embarrasing thing that's ever happened to you so the rest of us can feel better about ourselves.

 

@madisonjr said she wanted my wood.

 

Well, on my way out of the park, I saw someone who I thought was one of my friends, and waved to them. They just gave me the death stare, so I knew it wasn't her. (I'll think harder tomorrow, this is all I've got right now.)

That was embarrassing? I just wanted wood, jeez...

 

@fendodo ate my porridge without asking. :c

 

I guess this is embarrassing then.

http://gyazo.com/d089414c8c3d2e48e595d07980afc8d2

 

@Grayson



It was an accident, kay? xD
now that I look back on it it was kinda funny ;3

 

LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY

 

this was irl k



me and my friend were walking down a cafe and she was telling a joke and this little kid was drinking lemonade and the kid heard one of the jokes and spat lemonade all over her new dress c:

 

I fell off my bed at camp and broke my wrist.... (top buck)

 

I punched a bench and fractured my fist. Its still fractured lul.

 

;)

 

In nursery, I pi**** in front of everyone...

 

OKAY DONT MAKE FUN OF ME DIS IS A TRUE STORY THAT I AM SHARE FOR NOR REASON CAUSE ITS 2AM AND I AM BORED:
so on a saturday morning i woke up and making breakfast while my parents were sleeping it was sunny af and normally i would eat outside in the sun and i walked out in my boxers.. and the girl i like saw along with her sister who cant keep her mouth shut saw... :/

 

A few months back, there was this one new girl in a lower grade than I was that I liked on school and everytime school's over I would run quickly down just to see her leave.

One day after dismissal I quickly changed into my Track & Field training outfit and me and my training mates did some 1 vs 1 sprinting. I looked to my left and was surprised to see the girl staring at me from far away.

I thought to myself ('I guess now's my chance to impress her', and for some reason I assumed chicks dig athletes.)

So when it was my turn I started getting pumped up, my opponent was someone faster than me and I was worried. As soon as the coach yelled 'GO!' I ran as fast as I can, fast enough that I passed my friend.

I was so glad I passed him so I looked back at the girl to see her reaction and I wasn't looking where I was running into so I went over that 1 foot wall and let's just say I had my fair share of dirt dessert.

 

well...
im crap at p.e and it was one of those lessons where we were inside and you had to run acroos the room.
I wanted to beat my friend who was rly fast so when r p.e teacher said go I ran as fast as I could.
I looked back and saw I was beating my friend! I though yes! for once ima win. then I reached the otherside of the room and ran into the BRICK wall (ouch)

 

I took a p*** off the McDonald's play structure age 4 :s

 

When I was 8, I went to Disneyland in 2008 and I wanted to go say hi to Mickey Mouse in his red robe and blue hat and it was a guy inside the costume and I walked up to him and i was gonna hug him and he was gonna hug me and then I tripped like, on a pebble so I fell and landed on Mickey and he also fell and we both were on the ground but I stood up and walked away c;

 

I've had my pants fall down numerous times.
Including today, in school. I saved 'em though.