1. Real name: Jack 2. Nickname: Fatshit 3. Favorite colour: Purple 4. Gender: Male 5. Race: The Master Race (white, ofc) 6. Age: 19 7. Sexuality: Totally 100% straight 8. Introvert or Extrovert: Introvert 9. Hair colour: Brown 10. Tall or short: Tallish 11. Sweats or jeans: Both 12. Phone or camera: Phone 13. Health freak: With the nickname fathsit? Comeon. 14. Orange or apple: Apple 15. Do you have a crush on someone: No 16. Guy friends or girl friends: No friends 17. Piercings: Both ears pierced once, didn't have a choice, was a toddler when it happened. 18. Pepsi or coke: Pepsi 19. Have you been in an airplane and how many times: Yes, about 20-24 times 20. Have you been in a relationship: No 21. Have you been in a car accident: I fell on a bus, does that count? 22. Have you been in a fist fight: Yes 23. First piercing: Ears 24. Best Friend: My imaginary friend Simon 25. First award: Off the boat - GTA IV 26. First crush: Never had one 27. First word: Cunt 28. Any talent: Breathing 29. Last person you talked to: Ginger kid 30. Last person you texted: My dad like 4 months ago, waiting on a reply 31. Last person you watched a movie with: Don't remember 32. Last thing you ate: A full gammon joint 33. Last movie/ TV show you watched: 50 shades freed 34. Last song you listened to: Alabama 35. Last thing you bought: Mini Marti Mushrooms 36. Last person you hugged: Dog •Favorite: 37. Food: Donnor meat 38. Drink: Coffee during day, Pepsi at night 39. Fruit: Banana or Pineapple 40. Flower: White lily 41. Animal: Wolf 42. Colour: Purple 43. Movie: Dirty little schoolgirl stories 44. Subject: Economics 45. Sport: MMA 46. Sports Team: None 47. Book: Alex Rider 48. City: New York City and LA 49. Country: UK 50. Song: Toxic •Have you ever? (Answer Yes or No) 45. Fallen in love with someone: No 46. Celebrated Halloween: Yes 47. Had your heart broken: Sadly, yes 48. Went over the minutes/ texts on your phone: Once. Got annoyed at my dad so at school I "pocket dialed" a phonesex service, the call lasted 4 hours and cost over £300 49. Had someone like you: No 50. Hated the way someone changed: No 51. Got in trouble with police: Constantly a few years ago. 52. Had a party: Not one thrown by me 53. Did something you regret: Not anyting big, forgetting to set the time so my pizza was in the oven 8 hours longer than it needed to be ect. 54. Broken a promise: Never 55. Hidden a secret: Too many to count 56. Pretend to be happy: Never 57. Met someone who has changed your life: Yeah, but she died from Sepsis a few years ago 58. Pretended to be sick: To school yes, to my parents no 59. Left the country: About 11 times 60. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: Kangaroo 61. Cried over the silliest thing: Not since puberty started 62. Ran a mile: Definitely 63. Gone to the beach with your best friend: No 64. Gotten into an argument with your friends: Constantly at school. They didn't like that I talked them to their faces instead of behind their backs like they did with each other. 65. Disliked someone: Strongly 66. Stayed single for two years since the first time you had a bf/gf or been single forever: Yes •Currently: 67. Eating: Nothing 68. Drinking: Dr pepper 69. Listening to: Either moaning or screaming 70. Sitting or laying: Laying 71. Plans for today: Well it's 2AM. So a film then bed. 72. Waiting for: New years 73. Want kids: A dirsty taxing parasite? No thankyou 74. Want to get married: Yes, the tax benefits are great 75. Want to travel: Just English speaking places. Went to a place when I was younger and everyone spoke croissant •What do you look for in a partner? 76. Lips or eyes: Eyes 77. Shorter or taller: Shorter 78. Younger or older: 5-12 years yonger. (women don't age well, they hit 40 and they hit a wall) 79. Romantic or spontaneous: They aren't mutually exclusive 80. Trouble-maker or hesitant: Bit of both 81. Hook up or relationship: Relationship 82. Looks or personality: Personality, theres always plastic surgery if needed •Have you ever: 83. Lost glasses: No 84. Snuck out of the house: Yes 85. Held a gun/ knife in self defence: A knife 86. Killed somebody: Not 100% sure. On holiday few years back there was this man who kept dunking kids in the pool. He did it to my brother and this guys sister. On my last day, we beat him pretty bad in the gym. 87. Broke someone's heart: Quite a few 88. Been in love: My dog 89. Cried when someone dies: Only a few times. I cried more when my dog died than I have the rest of my life cumulatively. •Do you believe in: 90. Yourself: Depends on the task 91. Miracles: Yes, had a few near-death experiences 92. Love at first sight: Yes 93. Heaven: Something after death, humans are too complex, it's hard to believe something bigger than ourselves didn't make it happen. 94. Santa Claus: No 95. Aliens: Yes 96. Ghosts/ angels: Not fully. But I've seen creepy happen. •Truthfully? 97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now: Yes 98. Do you know who your real friends are: Yes 99. Do you believe in God: A deity like being yes, it's science. If space is infinite then there are infinite possibilities. That means there is a planet the exact same as Earth but everyone looks exactly the same, which isn't possible so there has to be something bigger changing things. 100. Do you easily make friends: Not many people like someone who tells them how it is.
