Intro & Give away

Yo so i used to play mineverse when i was like 12 and I did many chores to make the money required to buy god rank, anyway so I don't play minecraft anymore and I only opened mc bc lachy did cuz alexa told him to, anyway i have a god account and ima give it away, but this person needs to earn it, I want yo to write out a rrly creative story about a T-Rex that is an amputee but it also needs to be able to play xylophone.
the winner can change the password and and name what ever but i wont giz ya the email cuz i have some of my adult content on there.
the name for the acc is GummySalmon im pretty sure its banned on op prison for ddosing some one but its all gucci now

so yea if yo want a free god account just put a good story in the comments, extra credit if the T-Rex also has high levels of autism from eating paint chips.

 

Once a pond a time there lived a T-rex, the T-rex had a friend sloth. The t-rex and the sloth went on many adventures together. The t-rex and the sloth decided to have kids. When the sloth gave birth to the baby t-rex babies they decided to feed him paint chips because they thought it would make them great artistes but instead it gave them autism and surprisingly a huge amount of skill with playing the xylophone. The Babies formed a band called Stoner-Rex and won many awards, they performed with beyonce. One day they all agreed that the popularity was to much for them, so they all drank Bleach and died. The End

 

It's year 4054 and scientists re-created the t-rex. The scientists worked on re-creating dinosaurs for hundreds of years. They tried to enlarge the arms of the t-rex but failed. In result, the t-rex lost both of his arms. The supply of food is low and the economy is failing. They fed the infant t-rex goat milk and paint chips. Unaware of the side effects, the dinosaur became autistic. They thought about killing the creature but decided to see what this thing is capable of. They threw cars, animals, toys, books, and ceiling fans at him. Nothing. He didn't flinch nor was he interested in the stuff. The trainee decided to play the t-rex a song using his xylophone. Well aware how dangerous the creature is, he rolled his xylophone into the t-rex's home. He began playing 'Marry Had a Little Lamb' when the autistic t-rex fell over almost crushing the man. He laid there for hours until the t-rex whisperer came and forced the dinosaur to stand up. He grew furious and tapped the xylophone with his nose. He was intrigued by the sound. He did it again and again, note after note. He played the C Major scale, Marry Had a Little Lamb, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. He was good. Too good. They recorded the armless t-rex play the xylophone like a professional. Millions of people watched the video. People offered to pay hundreds of dollars to watch him play. The t-rex got a gig at Madison Cube Garden. Thousands of people attended. The world famous t-rex wobbled onto the stage while pushing the xylophone with his nose. There were roosters as backup dancers. The autistic t-rex was very happy about the attention he was getting. He was wearing a jacket saying 'Swaggasourus Rex' on the back of it. The audience quieted down. "Ding" he played. The crowd went wild. Women screaming and people attempted to climb up on stage. The ladies loved him. The t-rex was extremely skilled and played the seven songs perfectly. The concert was over and people were selling merchandise outside. The Swagasaours Rex ended up making 24 studio albums and 11 of those went platinum. He made millions of dollars. By the end of his career, he had a net worth of over 175 million dollars. His manager later laid him off and took all of his money. He believed that since he was autistic and a dinosaur that he wouldn't notice. The t-rex was extremely upset and hid in the basement of the studio. The xylophone trainee found him and guided him upstairs. The t-rex was furious and chased everyone out of the building. He then sat in his special chair and ate all the shrimp cocktails.
The End.

 

The T Rex asked rainbow dashed for a cookie and got one and they both lived happily ever after the end

 

w0000w

 

Okay so once upon a timed long ago there was a castle. Inside lived a royal family who were all amputees. They didnt know what amputees were but they thought the word was cool so they also decided to change there last name to amputee. The Woman was pregnent and sickShe got autistic and the disease spread to her baby. She needed some sort of a miracle. (the family was all trexes btw) @nyways.... the mom died and so did the baby in her stomach. the king trex was alonhe tried playing the xphlylophon to cheer up but didnt work. he thre his xphylophone across da flor and it broke in a million peiices. You know how ppl get drunk to make themself happy? well...in those days they ate paint chips. so the sad daddy trex ate paint cxhips and was drunk. he did very weird things and also wwent autistic and got food from the community food bar. then he went to bed. he dreamed of getting a 1 million dollar credit card. he woke up. it was only a dream then he went to the kitchen ate a twix bar and died. he was ded

LIKE DIS IF YO CRI EVERTIM!!!
if i won pm me!!! -Annika

 

cbf waiting deciding tomorrow doesnt bother me how many entries

 

Once a pond a time there lived a T-rex, the T-rex had a friend giraffe. The t-rex and the giraffe went on many adventures together. The t-rex and the giraffe decided to have kids. When the giraffe gave birth to the baby t-rex babies they decided to feed him paint chips because they thought it would make them great artistes but instead it gave them autism and surprisingly a huge amount of skill with playing the xylophone. The Babies formed a band called Stoner-Rex and won many awards, they performed with beyonce. One day they all agreed that the popularity was to much for them, so they all drank Bleach and died. The End

yours sincerely, elrak

 

You both had fabulous entries, very amusing, however stoners was obviously better, @StonerSloth hmu with a forum message and we can discuss account detail, congrats sir

 

Do you actually want to fight

 

it appears i've already lost

 

The account has been handed over, now lets let the thread die much love

 

wow i didnt win. knew it. and i didnt ven have weird stuff in mine. plus i dont have money for any rank or account whateverr

 

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