Funny stories

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  1. Jhow
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    post some funny stories that happens to you in your life.

    I'll go first. When I was about 8 my family and my mums best friend and her kids went out for dinner and when we were leaving me and one of my mum friends kids were trying to figure out how to get the sliding doors to open as they weren't opening so Michayla pressed a button thinking it would open the door but the whole restaurants alarm system went off and so we both ran and Michayla started crying
     
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    When I was really little I was in Walmart and I turned a section of the lights off and got really scared.
     
  3. bare
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    a few days ago I woke up to what I thought was my alarm clock but it was really just Kim's cuss words bleeping in season 10 episode 4 of kuwtk on tv
     
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    A few years ago I was at my nans chasing my little brother to beat him a little. He ran into the dinning hall into the conservatory and shut the glass door. Since I didn't fully get around the corner and see him close it I ran into the door, bounced off breaking my nans 5k TV and an old china pot worth upto 30k.
     
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    accidentally went into the men's toilets a few weeks ago
    Rip me
     
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    You still are little...
     
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    In 1st grade, I walked into the men's bathroom and sat down on whatever the standy things are to pee.
     
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    i blew up Iraq it happens :/
     
  9. Titanicguy
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    My life

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    I was wearing super foggy sunglasses messing around with my bro. I tried reaching for his phone, but felt something very squishy. I took my glasses off to find myself holding someone's butt... I was 11 at the time, so this scarred me for life.
     
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    @Jhow People here are saying more than they should
    Is this your intention
     
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    Lol I didn't even look at yours and we said the same thing xD
     
  14. Titanicguy
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    My life isn't that much of a joke This part of it is ,though
    It is an overused joke
     
  15. jezz
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    The story of Brexit
     
  16. Titanicguy
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    And the new internet supervision law that excludes politicians
     
  17. jezz
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    well, that's just scary
     
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    The people that need to be supervised spy on the citizens and exempt themselves from it is terrifying.
     

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