Dating :3

If you were on a date, what would you say?

 

Hey baby.. Are u a beaver cuz dam


Did u fall from heaven? Cuz it looks like ur face looks horrible at this moment :/


I might as well call you google cause u have everything im looking for


Oh was that a earthquake.. cuz u just rocked my world

 

Hey girl,
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

 

Hey babe, is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in it xD

 

You look like a flower, lets have sex.


Jokes, idek.. xD

 

ok

 

SURE xD jkjk

 

OH.. okay.. xD

 

Yeah, I'm just weird like that.. >:D

 

xD It sounds fab :o

 

"How the hell did you get to United States"


oh was this supposed to be romantic.

 

Hey, did you fart?

'cause you blew me away.

 

OH BABYYY
IF YOU WERE A BOOGER I WOULD PICK YOU FIRST. ;)

 

My name is Jeffee. From 22 jump street.

 

I f*** on the first date @CypriotMerks

 

Language

 

Rude..

 

This deals with something Cyp has on his skype. Thats why I tagged him.

 

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