[AUS] Moderator Application. [Accepted]

Introduction:
Hi, I'm 10 years old boy who thinks that using different plugin commands will drastically help the server! Thank you so much for clicking on my so called fancy application thread title, it means so much to me because I don't have life. Some history: after 27 months of playing on MineVerse, I have finally lost all my brain cells and sanity and this is why I decided for myself that I'm mature as 40 years old mom to apply for the position of so called server global moderator! I also would like to create an illusion of power for myself and ban so called rule-breakers because I almost never see moderators on the server, even though there are 28 members on staff team. But don't worry, everyone believes that bs story and this is why it is alright for me to use it.
Dear, examiner and reader, all I ask from you is opinion on my application, even though I could care less about the opinion of random strangers on the Internet.

How old are you:
Oh boy, even though I mentioned my age in previous paragraph, I still believe that I should remind it to you as I consider everyone in this community retarded unicellulars with unability to read and remember information! (I'm 10 years old)

IGN:
My in-game name is ISIS. Some people have trouble spelling it, but majority of players find it amusing and compliment me for creativity!

Timezone:
AEDT. Go google yourself what that means.

Activity:
I can be 16 hours online every day. Other 8 hours are required for me to sleep, so don't mind them.

Country:
Australia.

Languages:
I speak German, Arabic and English. My favorite German phrase is "Arbeiten macht frei" and my favorite Arabic phrase is "Allahu Ackbar". I'm currently learning American English so I can talk about the size of Kim Kardashian's butt and laugh at the fart jokes! God bless America!

Experience:
I have been playing on MineVerse for 27 months, 6 days, 8 hours and 23 minutes.

Bans:
I have never been banned on MV before.

Why do you think you should become moderator?
I'm very helpful, active, calm and loyal person. I think these are the main qualities that are required for moderating Minecraft servers. I also know a lot of words which no one knows definition to, here's a list of "omgsorandom!!!111" words to blow your little brain: flow, locket, doubt, cast, enchanted, sulky, teaching, receptive, zebra, quiet, puzzling, understood,engine, shade, frightening, furniture, straw, deep, belief, messy, lively, punishment, hour, laugh, wine, deranged, yielding, suck, dream, periodic, announce, condition, vegetable,enormous, impulse, mean, ill - informed, fuel, pest, aboard, sweltering, abashed, guarantee, jewel, slap, pot, amusement, interrupt, flowery, run, oil, wobble, fairies, wish, organic, rest, wolf, psychedelic, coal, motionless, fence, aquatic, black, report, faded, guarded. I hope you got the idea how clever I am with the use of Internet.

Thank you so much for reading my application, if you do not support me, I will automatically flag you as a hater and surround with my army of idiots to judge you and your decisions.

-Satan

Support - 100%
No Support - 0%

 

No Support:
- Lots of grammar errors.
- You seem immature.
- I would recommend improving your activity also.
- Your name and activity is off - putting, some may find it offensive or inappropriate.
Good luck, and have a nice day .

 

Please don't hate me for being fan of One Direction, you onedirectionphobe!

 

1st supporter, I feel your pain.

 

Is this Application a joke?

 

No, this is my real application, why do you hate me so much? Is it because I'm Satanist? Dear Baphomet, you disgust me!

 

Special thanks to @Elliot and @Diamonds180 for supporting my application!

 

@TannerLittle, I'll request to accept this application.

 

Support

 

Support.

 

11/10 Support.

 

No support

 

support

 

No support.

 

Nah

 

I didn't know Satan was 10 and lived in Australia...

 

E for Effort.
N for No support.

 

What Elliot said.

 

No Support

 

It seems you are mocking other people in your app.. Suggesting anybody but yourself are "retards" and have little brains.