Anyone Got A Joke?

This is the place where you can make jokes.

You can say anything that has to due with a joke.

But you may NOT: (Always remember not before "Say")

• Say any jokes that are offensive.
• Say any jokes that can hurt others feelings.
• Say any jokes that are cuss words UNLESS you are making fun of yourself (Please don't do it :()


Have fun. :jim:

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got bored...

Why did the man kill him self?
Because he thought the joke above was horible

 

Lol...

 

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

He died.



Why did you Barbara fall over?

She was hit by a bus.

 

You stare at frozen juice cans because they say "concentrate".

 

Is it an acid or basic doe
None because its concentrated

 

HOLY CRAP, CypriotMerks actually responded to my thread.

 

-_- lol

 

What do you call a fake noodle?
A Impasta.

 

Why do you call a cow with no legs or feet?
Ground Beef
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B

 

5/4ths of people have problems with fractions.

 

What you call a fish with no eye?
A fshhhhh.

 

What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?

"Cheap, cheap!"

 

2 men walked into a bar...the other one ducked

 

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

 

Eating Jelly while in traffic call that "Traffic Jam":p

 

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me

 

I am busy right now. Can I ignore you some other time? O_o