555 Ways To die.

A random thread lol.

This is for either In game or lives.
Post 555 stupid ways to die.

I'll go first.

1) Fall of a tree in winter on infection, into a herd of zombies. .-.

 

2)Miss your enderpearl on kitpvp and hit the wall by spawn with half a heart.

 

3) Get 5v1ed on Factions.

 

4) Use kit fight against 4 titans in p4, in kitpvp.

 

5) Use kit fight against 5 titans in p4, in kitpvp.

 

6) Get 7v1ed in a hole on OPFactions.

 

7) Killed by a noob in prison while pvping a enemy

 

8) Killed by a nub getting your armor repaired on kitpvp

 

9) Fall off your SB island. And forget to do /is.

 

Threat Cypriot you''ll DDoS him. Spam his IP using /msg.

Wait 2 seconds and level death achieved. Guaranteed ban, batteries not included.

 

11.) Lag out and get killed for combat logging
lol

 

12) Get 7v1ed on kit pvp by ddosers and lag out in combat.

 

13) Get hit into the 4 way iron door trap which is also filled with water

 

14) Get tp trapped on opfactions survive the fall then get 16v1ed in a 7x7 room by hackers. (BEST DEATH EVER) It's happened to me :D

 

15. Get egged 3 times while 10 zombies are attacking you while forgetting you have gapples.

 

16. Get shot at by a CAT wearing a BANDANA wielding a golden DESERT EAGLE riding a UNICORN that CRUSHES you as it happily prances around and SHOOTS LASERS FROM ITS EYES while breathing FIRE at your mangled CORPSE.

Edit: my editor told me that 16 was too awesome for his eyes. So I made a new one:

16. Get knocked off a cliff on Infection by another human with a snowball and fall into a horde of vicious zombies ; (

 

18) Fall into a bedrock hole on nether.

 

19) log out in the mines and log back on later and suffocate because it reset.

 

20.
When you forget to feed your velociraptors

 

21) Eat a spider Eye and jump off a high building.