God Emperor Donald Trump's Moderator Application 2k16

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Your in-game name: NeverHillary2016
What timezone are you in? The American one, because the illegal hackers are ruining our timezones. That's why we're going to build a wall around those timezones. It's going to be great. I once met a great timezone. GREAT timezone. But then Hitlerly made a trade deal with the Chinese communists and it all went very very very BAD.
What country do you live in? USA, USA, USA, USA. USA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What languages do you speak? I speak American but soon enough we'll all be speaking the hacker's tongue once Queen Hillary III becomes chancellor of the universe
Do you have 2FA enabled? Yes/No -
Do you have the necessary means of capturing evidence? (i.e. recording software, screenshots, etc)
Why do you think you should become a mod? We're going to make Mineverser great again, and it's going to be GREAT. We're going to deport the illegal hackers who are ruining the server. We're going to build a UGE wall around prison and pvp, and it's going to be great. And guess who's going to be paying for that wall? Yes, you know it - @Pile ! We're going to demote all the liberal staff and make me owner and moderator,
How long can you be active on the server everyday? More than the amount of times I roasted Little Marco, and it's going to be great because we're going to make Minever great agen.
How long have you been playing Mineverse? Longer than Ted Cruz has been the Zodiac Killer
Have you ever been banned in the past? (Forums & In-game) I am not an illegal hacker so no
Do you have any past experience as a moderator? Another liberal question. Who wrote this template, CNN???

Do you meet the requirements for staff? Yes/No - I am more confident than when I bought my 4th wife from E-bay

Please do not ask to become a staff as it lower your chances becoming one

 

Yes please, hired.

 

Tanks for tha support my trumpling

 

Welcome to the team.

 

Full support :>

 

You're fired

 

#TrumpFor2016

 

nobody cares

 

Get deported

 

@Nanurz is an immigrant hacker and he loves loves loves chi-nah

 

support.

(ebay part got me)

 

I don't care.
Support

 

If u would rather support trump than Hillary K- I mean ur dumb

 

It's really sad when people can't tell this is a joke thread... :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:

 

11/10 support

 

HillaryForPres

 

ok i died

 

The gods tell trump that you're to be spared from deportation