Today, marks the day that MrParkourCow has passed on. In his travels as Cow-Owner of mineverse, he has touched many hearts and banned many hackers.

He was the best darn cow-owner we ever had, and I think he deserves a proper burial. I will be arranging a burial ceremony tonight on survival. All donations can be made to BeefyForLife, a cow charity.

Here are some quotes from people that mattered to him the most:

Elmer the pig:
"oink"
Blooberry:
"WHYYYYY! I wub you MrParkourCow. You were a great cow owner and one heck of a dresser. I will never forget your hit single "Where is the beef". ily
MrParkourGuy:
"gu di mrparkourcow"

WEll here you go MPG, wish granted.

RIP
MrParkourCow:
2014-2014

 

no. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



GET

FRICKIN​

REKT

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BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII






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I'm still banned on survival, won't be able to attend. Someone document this in video.

 

It is already over.
20+ people came, and donated over 60 of their own items to our beloved Cow Owner.

Which then got hit by clearlag...

 

Whaaat. Noonoononono, can't be.

 

Hmm... we could start something here.

How about I kill you then ask for donations from your death? I We'll be rich!

 

SO HAPPY

 

What is wrong with you people?
The cow-owner of this fine server just died in a tragic accident.

Elmer the pig is crying in a corner right now.
#RespectTheCow

 

Still deh richest on survival item wise. ;-; And still fawkin magical like a pony.
-If you disagree tell a pony-