[Game] When life gives you lemons..

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  1. Snow
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    When Life Give You Lemons You Make Lemonade, When Your Finish Making Your Lemonade You Try To Drink It, You Spill It On To The Wire That Was Connected To The Plug And The Blender. The Spark Made A Fire And You Burned The House Down. You Quickly Run Out When You Got Hit By A Car, The People In The Car Took You To A River And Dropped You In It. Then You Die. NEVER Let Life Give You Lemons. :3
     
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  2. missminecraft04
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    when life gives you lemons, run away and cry
     
  3. Andrei
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    When life gives you lemons, get oranges cause lemons are literally melons just 3 first words backward. :3
     
  4. John_Beatty
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    "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it."

    "When life gives you lemons, start a lemon orchard and then use all of your lemon money to buy a lime orchard, beginning your citrus monopoly."

    "When life gives you melons, you have dyslexia."
     
  5. BlueberryWaffle
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    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.
    Take the lemons back.
    Get mad!
    I don't want your dirty sour lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
    Make life rue the day he thought that lemons were a good gift
    Throw a bag of spiders at life
    With the lemons.
     
  6. Ninja
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    When life gives you lemons, give them to Cypriot for an early Christmas present.
     
  7. BlueberryWaffle
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    When life gives you lemons, hit them with a stick.
     
  8. MiningCreeper454
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    When life gives you lemons, hail them.
    all hail the lemon.
     
  9. AmazingFireGirl
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    When life gives u lemons make yummy lemon meringue :)
     
  10. 5im
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    When life gives you lemons, it's just plain weird. XD.
     
  11. jubuscs
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    When life gives you lemons, you get fricking lemons
     
  12. ObsessedToPlay
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    When life gives you lemon, you drink it every morning. :)
     
  13. Edward Ray
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    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. You need life to give you sugar and water.
     
  14. 5im
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    So true <3 :p
     
  15. Zambiana
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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade then throw it in lifes face.. you don't need his charity.
    You're a independent women, who needs no lemons.
     
  16. 5im
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    Lol :P except I'm no women :P.
     
  17. 5im
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    When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your teachers eyes and demand no homework.
     
  18. Bakes32
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    When life gives you lemons BURN THEM UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD AND WHEN THEY ARE THROUGH THEM INTO THE OCEAN AND GO 'I LOVE YOU' AND RUN AWAY.
     
  19. EthanWest
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    When life gives you lemons, scream Water Lamone instead of Water Malone.
     
  20. Marko The Cat
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    When life gives you lemons poop on them give it to a friend tell them its candy then stick a trollface on ur face after he faints then get run over the ppl who ran u over nuke u then say FDHSJDGSJW as u die
     
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