So yeah, I am sick today and stuck in bed. I need you people to entertain me with gifs, funny stuffs, pictures of MPG messing up (WHich is very common) and just something to entertain me.

If you entertain me you will get absolutely nothing, besides the satisfaction of knowing you entertained my tired mind.

 

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it. When you get it, you don't know what to do with it.

 

Did you check my status BlueBerryWaffle? It's pretty awesome :3

 

Roses are brown,
Violets are brown,
who shat in my garden

 

Probably MrParkourGuy.

He was never housetrained as a pup.

 

True you want more?

 

Feed me.

 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

 

• Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not know this but, I'm falling for you <3

 

• Roses are red My name is dave This makes no sense Microwave

 

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

Spoiler

A: Red paint.

 

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Spoiler

Get in the car

 

Layers, dat spam.

What did an apple say to an orange?


If we mix, will we get a banana?



#GETREKT

 

Thats no spam -_- he said feed me and thats what i did :L

 

You overfed him, that's bad.

 

Wanna hear a joke?

Spoiler

your life

Spoiler: READ after the first

jk ily<333

 

Haiku poems are nice.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.​

 

I swear, I heard that poem before, I just don't know where...

 

I swear, I heard that poem before, I just don't know where...

 

I'm here. Entertained now bbeh?