Best MC pickup lines

for all those people who pick up girls in mc:

 

No. Just, no.

 

@BlackZone light this up baby.


Are you a furnace? Because you're melting my heart

 

@xxpvpkingsxx

 

The cringe Plz no ;-;

 

if you were a mod you'd be optifine

 

I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you.

 

Let's keep it appropriate.

 

Are you a torch because you light up my day

 

hai gurl
my mum cn come pick u up 2 go 2 mi place
we can hve mac n cheeseyou can plai on me clb pengwin acc if u no what i mean ;)

Spoiler

Seriously?It's a ****ing kids game.Go somewhere else.

 

Yes, yes I am.

 

Are you a diamond? because you make me happy ;)

When I did "/plot home qt" on creative, it brought me to your plot :P

 

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No, but it hurt when I scrapped my knee crawling out the nether portal.

 

Are you a tripwire hook?




cuz u hook me up.





someone kill me.

 

You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall.

 

Edit:

I used to be lava. When I saw you, I became obsidian

 

Are you a trip wire hook? Cause girl you got me trippin.

 

You look like you were born in heaven but fell in minecraft water and survived ;D

 

It is appropriate.

 

but you're the girls master