[Forum Game] Haha, not anymore!

(I stole this idea)

So, someone posts something they have or something they're happy about, and then the person below ruins it, and posts something they're happy about.

Example:
Me: I just got a promotion!

Next person: I'm the CEO, and I fired you.
I found 20 dollars on the street!

Third person: I bumped into you, knocking it out of your hand, and took it.
I inherited millions of dollars from my uncle dying!

Then, you just continue it. I'll start-

I found a dollar!

 

I adopted it off of you because I am President

I bought a new pc.

 

I robbed the pc

I got a gf

 

sorry im Steve Harvey

i bought ice cream

 

It melted

I bought a wolf

 

The wolf ran away and went homeless.

I got a small loan of a million bucks

 

It was so small you couldn't see it and lost it

I developed the ability to regenerate body parts when they get chopped off

 

you turn into a mutant

I develop flying abilitys

 

You get hit by a plane

I win the lottery

 

but you only win the amount of money you paid for the ticket so you're not actually any better off.

I turned into an elephant

 

For 5 minutes

I finished my essay in 1 night!

 

You broke the universe and everyone exploded

I found a portal to the digital world :p

 

Wild digimon attacked you.

I found $500 dollars and hid it somewhere no one would find it.

 

Too bad I found out and gonna beat you to it

tv falls of bench

 

I caught it and stole it aha

I passed my exam!

 

Your house just burned down

I got a cookie