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  • Now you're the Head Guard Song

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    1. jarroy
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      Hot N' Cold Parody

      You, changed from Guard,
      Like a Noob, Becomes Member
      Yeah you, are better, than normal guards, I would know
      And you are a Pro
      Always will be
      Forever

      I should know
      That you're to good for guard

      (Chorus)

      Cause now you're the head guard
      Accept it you're better
      Than all Those noob guards
      No offense to noob guards
      You're right when they're wrong
      Jail/mute/ban is your thing
      They fight and you ban
      Contraband and you Jail.

      (YOU) you don't really want to be mean (NO)
      (YOU) but you don't really want to fail cyp (NO)

      Cause now you're the head guard
      Accept it you're better
      Than all Those noob guards
      No offense to noob guards

      (2nd Verse)

      You, used to be
      Just some noob
      On Mineverse
      Now you
      Are a mod
      And now, I think I'm
      Plain Jealous

      I should know
      That you're to good for me

      (Chorus)

      Cause now you're the head guard
      Accept it you're better
      Than all Those noob guards
      No offense to noob guards
      You're right when they're wrong
      Jail/mute/ban is your thing
      They fight and you ban
      Contraband and you Jail.

      (YOU) you don't really want to be mean (NO)
      (YOU) but you don't really want to fail cyp (NO)

      Cause now you're the head guard
      Accept it you're better
      Than all Those noob guards
      No offense to noob guards

      (Bridge)
      Someone call Pile_of_Butts
      Got a case of a thousand hackers
      Contraband users cry
      Hackers whine
      Pile will ban you anyways

      You, changed from Guard,
      Like a Noob, Becomes Member

      (Chorus)

      Cause now you're the head guard
      Accept it you're better
      Than all Those noob guards
      No offense to noob guards
      You're right when they're wrong
      Jail/mute/ban is your thing
      They fight and you ban
      Contraband and you Jail.

      Cause now you're the head guard
      Accept it you're better
      Than all Those noob guards
      No offense to noob guards
      You're right when they're wrong
      Jail/mute/ban is your thing
      They fight and you ban
      Contraband and you Jail.

      (YOU) you don't really want to be mean (NO)
      (YOU) but you don't really want to fail cyp (NO)

      Cause now you're the head guard
      Accept it your better
      They fight and you ban
      Contraband and you jail... jail... jail...

      Written by David Arroyo

      (I recommend you listen to the original song by Katy Perry so you can actually follow to these Lyrics :p)

      @Pile_of_Butts

      Here is the ORIGINAL SONG
      by Katy Perry

      You change your mind
      Like a girl changes clothes.
      Yeah, you, PMS
      Like a b****
      I would know
      And you over think
      Always speak
      Critically
      I should know
      That you're no good for me
      [Chorus:]
      'Cause you're hot then you're cold
      You're yes then you're no
      You're in then you're out
      You're up then you're down
      You're wrong when it's right
      It's black and it's white
      We fight, we break up
      We kiss, we make up
      (you) You don't really wanna stay, no
      (you) But you don't really wanna go-o
      You're hot then you're cold
      You're yes then you're no
      You're in then you're out
      You're up then you're down
      We used to be
      Just like twins
      So in sync
      The same energy
      Now's a dead battery
      Used to laugh 'bout nothing
      Now you're plain boring
      I should know that
      You're not gonna change

      [Chorus Again]

      [Bridge]

      Someone call the doctor
      Got a case of a love bi-polar
      Stuck on a roller coaster
      Can't get off this ride
      You change your mind
      Like a girl changes clothes
      'Cause you're hot then you're cold
      You're yes then you're no
      You're in then you're out
      You're up then you're down
      You're wrong when it's right
      It's black and it's white
      We fight, we break up
      We kiss, we make up
      You're hot then you're cold
      You're yes then you're no
      You're in then you're out
      You're up then you're down
      You're wrong when it's right
      It's black and it's white
      We fight, we break up
      We kiss, we make up
      (you) You don't really wanna stay, no
      (you) But you don't really wanna go-o
      You're hot then you're cold
      You're yes then you're no
      You're in then you're out
      You're up then you're down, down...​
       
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    2. BlueberryWaffle
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      That was beautiful.
      But I have never heard this song, so I went to the tune of mary had a little lamb.

      Not disappointed.
       
    3. jarroy
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      Go hear it :p
       
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      1durful
      much beauty. such cri ;-;
      I now feel like making a song for all of the staff to the tune of 'Teenage Dream'.
       
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      It is bootiful ;u;
       
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      <3 it
       
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      That was awesome pile will <3 it
       
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      I cried listening to this.
       
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      So awesome! :jim:
       
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      Ikr :p
       
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      I had to search the song on YouTube and listen to it! xD
      Soooo good!! HAHAHAH!
      Jarroy you are too funny.
      Thank you.
      xoxoxoxox
       
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      :) <3 :p
       
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      Send the link here.
       
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      Lol, All about Pile....
       
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