Now you're the Head Guard Song

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  1. jarroy
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    Hot N' Cold Parody

    You, changed from Guard,
    Like a Noob, Becomes Member
    Yeah you, are better, than normal guards, I would know
    And you are a Pro
    Always will be
    Forever

    I should know
    That you're to good for guard

    (Chorus)

    Cause now you're the head guard
    Accept it you're better
    Than all Those noob guards
    No offense to noob guards
    You're right when they're wrong
    Jail/mute/ban is your thing
    They fight and you ban
    Contraband and you Jail.

    (YOU) you don't really want to be mean (NO)
    (YOU) but you don't really want to fail cyp (NO)

    Cause now you're the head guard
    Accept it you're better
    Than all Those noob guards
    No offense to noob guards

    (2nd Verse)

    You, used to be
    Just some noob
    On Mineverse
    Now you
    Are a mod
    And now, I think I'm
    Plain Jealous

    I should know
    That you're to good for me

    (Chorus)

    Cause now you're the head guard
    Accept it you're better
    Than all Those noob guards
    No offense to noob guards
    You're right when they're wrong
    Jail/mute/ban is your thing
    They fight and you ban
    Contraband and you Jail.

    (YOU) you don't really want to be mean (NO)
    (YOU) but you don't really want to fail cyp (NO)

    Cause now you're the head guard
    Accept it you're better
    Than all Those noob guards
    No offense to noob guards

    (Bridge)
    Someone call Pile_of_Butts
    Got a case of a thousand hackers
    Contraband users cry
    Hackers whine
    Pile will ban you anyways

    You, changed from Guard,
    Like a Noob, Becomes Member

    (Chorus)

    Cause now you're the head guard
    Accept it you're better
    Than all Those noob guards
    No offense to noob guards
    You're right when they're wrong
    Jail/mute/ban is your thing
    They fight and you ban
    Contraband and you Jail.

    Cause now you're the head guard
    Accept it you're better
    Than all Those noob guards
    No offense to noob guards
    You're right when they're wrong
    Jail/mute/ban is your thing
    They fight and you ban
    Contraband and you Jail.

    (YOU) you don't really want to be mean (NO)
    (YOU) but you don't really want to fail cyp (NO)

    Cause now you're the head guard
    Accept it your better
    They fight and you ban
    Contraband and you jail... jail... jail...

    Written by David Arroyo

    (I recommend you listen to the original song by Katy Perry so you can actually follow to these Lyrics :p)

    @Pile_of_Butts

    Here is the ORIGINAL SONG
    by Katy Perry

    You change your mind
    Like a girl changes clothes.
    Yeah, you, PMS
    Like a b****
    I would know
    And you over think
    Always speak
    Critically
    I should know
    That you're no good for me
    [Chorus:]
    'Cause you're hot then you're cold
    You're yes then you're no
    You're in then you're out
    You're up then you're down
    You're wrong when it's right
    It's black and it's white
    We fight, we break up
    We kiss, we make up
    (you) You don't really wanna stay, no
    (you) But you don't really wanna go-o
    You're hot then you're cold
    You're yes then you're no
    You're in then you're out
    You're up then you're down
    We used to be
    Just like twins
    So in sync
    The same energy
    Now's a dead battery
    Used to laugh 'bout nothing
    Now you're plain boring
    I should know that
    You're not gonna change

    [Chorus Again]

    [Bridge]

    Someone call the doctor
    Got a case of a love bi-polar
    Stuck on a roller coaster
    Can't get off this ride
    You change your mind
    Like a girl changes clothes
    'Cause you're hot then you're cold
    You're yes then you're no
    You're in then you're out
    You're up then you're down
    You're wrong when it's right
    It's black and it's white
    We fight, we break up
    We kiss, we make up
    You're hot then you're cold
    You're yes then you're no
    You're in then you're out
    You're up then you're down
    You're wrong when it's right
    It's black and it's white
    We fight, we break up
    We kiss, we make up
    (you) You don't really wanna stay, no
    (you) But you don't really wanna go-o
    You're hot then you're cold
    You're yes then you're no
    You're in then you're out
    You're up then you're down, down...​
     
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  2. BlueberryWaffle
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    That was beautiful.
    But I have never heard this song, so I went to the tune of mary had a little lamb.

    Not disappointed.
     
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    Go hear it :p
     
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    much beauty. such cri ;-;
    I now feel like making a song for all of the staff to the tune of 'Teenage Dream'.
     
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    It is bootiful ;u;
     
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    <3 it
     
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    That was awesome pile will <3 it
     
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    I cried listening to this.
     
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    So awesome! :jim:
     
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    Ikr :p
     
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    I had to search the song on YouTube and listen to it! xD
    Soooo good!! HAHAHAH!
    Jarroy you are too funny.
    Thank you.
    xoxoxoxox
     
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    :) <3 :p
     
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    Send the link here.
     
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    Lol, All about Pile....
     
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