Hey, my name is Maxamul and today I'm going to give you a guide on how to get banned. These are all 100% tested by me. Enjoy

( Disclaimer: All this evidence is outdated *Sitcom Sigh*. Also, I have the right to remain violent, everything I say can, and will be used against you. )



Option #1 Tp kill

Works great, helps relieve stress and is a great way to spend time with friends and get banned. What's not to love? ( I've stopped doing this, I only did it once and I haven't done it since or have any plans to. )

Option #2 Spawn Killing

Simple, place lava on someones spawn while they are recording and you have your self an easy ban. I should have followed in the steps of Cryniix who recorded me. He is just such a great person, not like he did anything bad. ( I stopped this and raiding altogether, so don't worry all of you Skygrid players out there. )

Option #3 Disrespect
Just. Look up Maxamul on the forums, you'll find some quality stuff. Anyway, this is my favorite way to get banned. It's safe, friendly, and fun for everyone!
( Again, I stopped doing this, don't be like me kids, be like @CeruBloo )


Serious talk.
In case you didn't realize this was a half joking way of apologizing for what I've done. But I just want to say that I truly am sorry for everything I did. I lashed out at random people without genuine reason. To all the players I have offended, or hurt in other ways and I know I have, I would like to say, truly, I am sorry. To all these people I would also like to say to please reconsider me as a person and possible take time to talk to me, and hopefully become friends. I don't want the impression you most likely got from me as how I truly act and behave. To all these people if you would like a direct apology PM me on the forums and I will do so. I have changed very much as a player and as a person. I hope you will read this and at least consider forgiving me. Thank you.
( Before I am accused of stealing @Legionious 's idea I would like to say I have been wanting to apologize for a while, but didn't feel comfortable making it at the time. I did read his and feel good about making mine, so some credit for the existence of this thread should be given to him. )
~Maxii

 

It's ok max, we all love you but now I have evidence to ban you heh


Jk <3

 

It's outdated ._. this is going to suck if the post that gets me banned is my own apology thread.

 

I tpa kill people who get on my nerves ;)

 

Mhm re read my comment

 

I didn't notice until I quoted it.

 

Savage asf

 

Haha nah, I know you've changed

Ikr

 

Tell past @strkllr that he will never get mod or titan :D

 

I hate max hé is a bully

Verstuurd vanaf mijn XT1068 met Tapatalk

 

XD I love this, I want to make one but I've only been banned like 3 times.

 

Interrested.

 

I've been banned for ban evading a couple times.

 

Ok.... Good information but no, I don't want to get ban just because there's a thread on how to get ban in this server

 

Why not?

 

Bump

 

When?0_o

 

Wow Max :p

 

LOL