I'm stuck to it.
Clean the toilet.

 

That's just so mean

 

A toilet? What is a toilet?
If you are a girl, turn into a boy and if you are a boy, turn into a girl...

 

Too lazy to have it removed. (You know what)

Don't do anything

 

Already doing it.

Go steal a baby's candy :t:

 

I won't be able to catch the baby, because I am a turtle

Brush your teeth!

 

I'm a wolf, I can't hold a tooth brush.

Be yourself

 

How can I be real if our eyes aren't real?

Be someone else

 

I'm too lazy

Go to bed

 

its 12 am in the morning.

Go to desk.

 

I don't have a desk

Eat an apple

 

Already am.

Make a cake. Heres how to do it:

 

I burned my house down

Buy a pencil

 

I use pens

Buy a pen

 

But I use pencils

Play soccer

 

soccer
[sok-er]

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noun
1.
a form of football played between two teams of 11 players, in which the ball may be advanced by kicking or by bouncing it off any part of the body but the arms and hands, except in the case of the goal keepers, who may use their hands to catch, carry, throw, or stop the ball.

Still don't know how to play it.

Eat ice cream.

 

I'm lactose intolerant
Go build a house

 

I tried to build a house before but then I got rekt by thomas the train

read creepypasta

 

But I'm on a carb-free diet!

Play Just Dance