Hi. Are you sick of having to grab toilet paper with your hands? Are you sick of having to reach the toilet paper every time? Are you sick of throwing toilet paper in the toilet because you don't give a crap about the environment? (did you see what I did there... "give a crap"... hehehe? good one.) Well, introducing the new, Acorn Toilet Papers. With this, you don't have to spend a single dime on toilet paper, when you can just go outside and grab Acorns. Not only that, what makes the Acorn Toilet Paper so special is that if you mix it with the snake venom pouch that we will ship to you, for FREE, it is 10x easier to use toilet paper; And guess what? It is only a measly number of $499.99. Shipping is only $320.00, and you must be over 40 to purchase. But, we are having trouble at making this into an actual thing, if you help us make this a real thing, then we can make this a real thing. Not only that, if you donate, you get prizes! -$1.00 you get a limited edition SpongeBob watch. -$5.00 dirt. -$10.00 free rotten hotdog with moldy bread. -$20.00 a unlimited supply of trash bags -$40.00 call of duty ghost -$50.00 My Little Pony pencil... with SPARKLES AND GLITTER! -$100.00 telephone -$400.00 my toothbrush when I was 9 -$2000.00 you get to chat with me on skype for 1 second! -$1,000,000.00 mcdonalds for free Also, if you donate now, you get a discount code and a Barbie doll! Please make the Acorn Toilet Paper a thing!
I'd like to donate $1mil. McDonald's for life, that's a dream come true. The only issue is: my life will be very short if I get that prize. Screw it though!! $1mil donation.
Just so people aren't confused; this is a joke, he's not really trying to promote, or invent, acorn toilet paper.
:o I've always wanted a spongebob watch- I um mean yes that invention looks very innovative, I must donate money to help this great idea
but, with the acorn toilet paper, all you have to do is go outside, wait until it's spring or something, and then grab acorns. it's 10x faster than grabbing toilet paper.
