Click here you maggot

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

 

inb4 delete

 

Lol Thor

 

thanks <3

 

Reminds me of the soldier from TF2.

 

*sees this* Meh life is completo *takes out gun and laughs*

 

Oh my god you play it too?(I am a girl and I play tf2 o30)

 

O_o

 

Sentry Going Up!
Now let's wait for the negative comments.

 

C'mere,cupcake(Hopefully the reference is recognized)

 

Please no painis cupcake ;-;

 

THIS JUST MADE MY DAY OMFG

 

Someone should make a thread about TF2

 

NO YOU MAGGOT <:

 

Dispenser going up!

 

HUSH. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

 

Hey look at Gibus Engie brb killing