My life:
1. Sleep in.
2. Get late to school.
3. Get called a dumb*** nerd.
4. Get good grades.
5. Teacher makes lectures and how amazing I am.
6. I hang out with my friends.
7. I tell them all of my life adventures of walking.
8. Friends unfriend me at school for never taking anything serious.
9. I cry like a *****
10. Teacher asks me what's wrong.
11. I say I got unfriended.
12. Teacher tells me to grow the **** up and hits me on the head.
13. I cry even more.
14. I get suspended.
15. Mom picks me up and says I am a stupid *****.
16. I get in the car.
17. I cry.
18. I get home.
19. I get on my toaster.
20. I type in "Myneverze."
21. Mom tells me I'm a ****** with no life but on a computer.
22. I tell her that all she does is walk, eat, sleep, and drink.
23. Mom tells me I'm stupid and that is what humans are suppose to do.
24. I only do two girls, one cup, I told her.
25. She says that she hates me.
26. I cry even more.
27. She leaves my room and throw a sock at the door creating a big *** hole on my door. The sock was powerful.
28. I mash all my keys and login to Mineverse.
29. I say I am excited to see my alerts.
30. I look at the top right.
31. "No Alerts"
32. I get angry.
33. I'm... so... ANGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
34. I smash my keyboard.
35. I break my monitor with my fist.
36. I throw my computer in the dumpster.
37. I get a Molotov and burn my stuff up.
38. I take out sunglasses.
39. I put them on.
40. I walk away from the fire.
41. I get a new computer.
42. I log in because I gave Mineverse another chance.
43. "No alerts".
44. I point a gun at my head.
45. **** my life.

 

Omg this gave me meaning in life.

 

1. I see the alert.
2. I cry, and say yussss.
3. I click on your reply.
4. Takes me to a new page.
5. I says I been banned for being too violent.
6. I cry.

 

Don't cry bb :(

 

ok

 

1. I get unbanned.
2. I say thx, its depressing amirite to reply to your comment.
3. I go on Tin15cro's moderator app. I say, "cant tuch this"
4. I get banned again.

 

ah

 

OMG LOL IM DYING

 

me

 

o-o

 

Don't die yet, we haven't shared any memories together. i-i

 

You seriously need to be a comedian,
but you chose instead to be a moderately funny guy on the internet

 

It's all in the pants. Laundry pants with bleach that is burning my legs is the key to everything.

 

my day is
-Sleep
-sleep
-sleep
-sleep
-spleep
-wake up
-eat
-drink
-poop
-start mating
-sleep
-sleep

#slothlife

 

eww.

 

Seems like a fun-filled process.
Mine:

 

Well that escalated quickly.

 

1. No.