What's your excuse?

I don't know where to buy healthy food

You need to wake up early

 

But my pet Ginnie pig forbids me to eat fruits and vegetables

You need to wash the car

 

My car is always clean

You need to ride a train

 

I'd rather not ride a potato train.

You need to get yo eyebrows on fleek!

 

Mine are beautiful already

You need to ride a bike off of your garage into an ocean. If I can, you can.

 

I can't because I'm too short to reach the pedals.

You have to assassinate Obama.

 

I'd marry him before, screw Trump.

You have to vote for Donald Trump (I want to jump out of a plane for recommending that)...

 

I can't bc he's verified on Instagram

paint the walls

 

I can't, I'm allergic to colors.

Do your home work.

 

I can't wash my hands because my pupils are not facing the right way, so I can not see where the faucet is, therefore I cannot wash my hands.

Eat your dinner

 

But I'm full.

Play outside.

 

But my legs turned into jelly, and they broke, so I had to use my hands to get outside, but then my hands unfortunately fell off, and my arms walked away.

Eat a potato

 

A potato??? A kawaii Potato
You need to stop using Internet for a week :t:

 

Netflix keeps sending me updates :(

You need to put your gum away!

 

But my gum "accidentally" stuck to my mouth like superglue and I can't get it out.

You need to eat yourself!

 

But I don' t know how to get it out of the toilet!

Scream noises in public.

 

I lost my voice and I can't talk.
You have to walk the dog