Going to go paintballing with my friends for the first time on Saturday. Any tips?

 

Dont get shot.

 

LOL

 

I do say. Getting shot is bad. Bad=Not good

 

I can tell. I've seen/heard of the worst reactions ever... like getting shot in the hand, back of the head, crotch, etc.

 

Don't tilt the gun gangsta like, it wont fire them off correctly.

Watch out for creepers.

 

So basically, just shoot it the correct way, okay.

 

Use lots of cover and don't go out in open spaces if you don't need too. Have fun!

 

Do not get shot in the balls, no matter what.

 

This, I went paintballing once and wasn't careful enough, 3 grueling weeks of dealing with a limp because it hurt to walk straight, hurt to do anything.. :(

 

"Anything"... :o

 

Camp on high ground.

 

When I used to live in New Zealand they had a thing called rough paintball basically you get grenades RPGs and you can tackle each other what I did is clime up a tree snipe then throw grenades into base etc but over there it's capture the flag so I'm not sure but my advice is have no mercy and go full offence unless you wanna go defence but if you do you just get shot :P

 

Do what I do.
Get the paintball gun. Aim. Shoot.
Or, if you are feeling kewl, you can climb a tree, then shoot.

 

To be prepared first:
Go to minecraft.exe ---> Multiplayer ---> Direct Connect ---> Mineverse.com ---> open chat ---> write /parkour ---> Practice like hel there and you'll be prepared for the worst


Remeber THIS is a joke! <3

 

Ouch.

 

Just sing the Troll song and shoot everyone like the movies :3

 

You don't half to worry about that :p

 

Well you've never gone paint balling when you climb a tree and you get hit there is one way down and that's to fall off... When your in a tree people can keep shooting you and you cant run so you haven't gone paint balling if you have your very bad.