Budder's over-due introduction.

Hello there! I am Charlotte, more known online as Budder or Char. I try to be fun and upbeat but inside its a whole different story, but I won't tell you about all that *motions to self*.
I'll tell you the good stuff.
I am a sarcastic, defensive, hyper, bisexual human being. So if you don't wanna get a bunch of sarcastic replies to obvious questions, don't be my friend, SIMPLEZ.
But if you need help, I can also be helpful. I try to be friends with many friends at once, and I am making more.
My friends are all great support and a few know about some problems I have.
I am not perfect, and hate to break it to ya, but neither are you. I have eczema- a bad skin condition that makes me itch all over, causing skin to break and bleed- and asthma -a bad breathing condition that causes me to wheeze and cough and need an inhaler-.
Funny storyies:
So, it was late at night and I was on the couch with my mum, watching hunger games. She had fallen asleep and I found this wierd circley long thing on the floor (Turns out it held the couch together). Me being me, shoved it on my ring finger, and couldn't get it off... I woke my mum up in a panic. She grabbed the butter (BUDDER) and smeared it on my finger, but it wouldn't budge. My dad took a small saw blade and begun to cut it, but in half an hour we weren't even a quater way done, and he had cut my finger my accident. My mum ended up taking me to A n E (accident and emergency) at midnight. My finger was swelled right up and I looked a right sight in the waiting room with a black thing stuck on my finger. My mum gave me money and I bought some crisps and Dr.Pepper from a vending machine. 2 hours later and we had been called in for assesment. A really kind lady looked over my finger and put some cold gel on it, and tugged. It still wouldn't come off. At 3:oo am a doctor came to see me. Me and Mum went to his room. He looked it up and tugged. HE TUGGED. MY FINGER HAS NERVES AND MUSCLES Y'KNOW? It wasnt coming off and I had to scream my lungs out for him to stop. He saw cut it and it came off. As we were walking out he said to me, 'You wasted my time over something silly' and I stomped on his foot.

This story is quite recent, and about school. I sit next to this guy and he seriously doesn't understand personal space. I told him to bog off after he nearly pushed me out of my seat for sitting so close. Later, we had to act out a poem. Me and the other people were having fun, and he just whined about his leg. I understand if it hurts, but at lunch I saw him running across the feild. -_- Then he put on a fake limp and 'attemped' to join in. I walked up to him, and basically screamed in his face, "STOP FAKE LIMPING! I ACTUALLY WANT TO TRY DO SOMETHING GOOD HERE! I PULLED TWO MUSCLES YESTERDAY AND YOU DON'T SEE ME COMPLAINING! I HAVE ECZEMA AND ASTHMA, YOU DON'T SEE ME WHINING." He joined in then. Later, we walked out and I had my hands on my hips, and he walked into my elbow, doubled up in pain and fell on the floor... Started crying to the teacher that I 'hit him'. I would've hit him if the teacher wasn't glaring at me so hard.

This one is also about school, and the guy who sits next to me in class. I hate P.E but I love winning. Half of our team had run and he was last. He sat down and refused to run. No one else would volenteeer, so I had to run 3 times up a large feild. I couldn't breathe, but y'know, some people are lazy af.

So thats my life...
Crazy kind of.
Could be worse.
Could be better.
Now you know a bit about me, maybe you can find out more...

 

I enjoyed that story the most.

Nice to have you here

 

AWWHHH Thanks Tad. Was quite a funny story XD

 

hello, nice to meet you

 

Hello Welcome!

 

Hahaha, loved the stories, but what's up with the poll? What does this have to do with being a moderator?
Anyway, welcome to forums

 

Hey Charlotte Great intro! Nice to meet ya :D

 

Hello there, Welcome to the forums

 

Hi vin :P

Hello there...

Thanks! And the poll was because on my moderator app, I didn't say a lot about myself. So here it is.
Thabn

 

Welcome!

 

Welcomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Best intro I've ever seen. So funny

 

Wow they're some pretty awesome stories

 

Ikr

 

Welcome.
I know what you mean by "a bit late" :P I joined after you but yet I'm saying "Welcome". LIFE IS CRAZY!

 

Welcome to you too! Oh wait...

Das a lot of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's

Awwwwhhhh Thanks.

My life is just as exciting as it is scary.

ikr. XD

Okai then I say welcome back :P

 

Your funny stories were nice welcome.

 

Welcome to Mineverse. :D

 

Nice to listen to/watch irl, but a pain in the for me.

Thanks Scorvix :S

 

Welcome!