Funny Jokes

This thread is to tell funny jokes.
You must say whether it is funny or not, then say a joke.

I will start with one I made up:
I am part of a singing group called the 999 mb, but we still haven't found a gig.

 

Do 'Yo Mama' Jokes count?
...Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. eZ

 

What's 9+10?

 

Dad- Son, you better pass this exam or rather forget that I'm your father!
Son- Sure dad! Whatever!
---5 hours later---
Dad- How's your exam?
Son- Who the hell are you?

 

Bonnie: What's the capital of Minetopia?
Foxy: M.
Bonnie: No!! It's- ah crap how did you know i was gonna say that?
Foxy: Do you honestly think that I didn't pass kindergarten? PAH- You barely even know me!!
Bonnie: WE WEREN'T IN THE SAME CLASS!!! *rage face*
Foxy: But we were in the same LANGUAGE ARTS class- OWNED!!!
Freddy: *screaming* OKAY YOU TWO SHUT UP....

 

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What's red, green and travels at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender

 

I'm in this kind of mood.

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You're Sodium funny!
I hit my Neon that one.

Spoiler: This is a-bit innapropriate.

A Husband and Wife are putting a new password on their cpu.
The Cpu asks to put in his password.
Husband puts in "My *****"
The wife falls on the floor laughing like crazy.
The Husband asks her "Why are you laughing?"
She points at the screen and right there on the screen it says "error not long enough"

 

Be more appropriate please.

 

Exactly why I put it in a spoiler.

 

Anyone have uncle jokes?

 

What do lawyers wear in court?

LAWSUITS!!!!! ;DDDDD


8/8 wud Google search agen

 

Ribbit I'm a goldfish

 

I have forests, but no trees.
Roads without cars.
Oceans without waves.

What am I?

 

Map

 

No.



Yes ):

 

Mineverse.

 

Jokes and riddles aren't the same ;)