Soupception

Waiter, there's a rogue hormoned Donald Trump in my soup..

 

Give him a cheque?

Waiter, there's nothing in my soup

 

Just finish up your soup and get another one, you wolfy creature!

Waiter, there's soup in my soup!

 

Oh, you want me to add some pizza to it? Or maybe pour it away and add ice-cream instead? (Plus you copied me, xD)

Waiter, @Andrewswj is in my soup

 

Delicious!

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup

 

Tastes like every waiter I've eaten before.

Waiter, there's bleach in my soup

 

Waiter, there's the Gieco gecko in my soup!

 

Put tape on his mouth or he'll start talking 'bout 75% off on car insurance.


Waiter! Theres a Chuck Norris in my soup! I think hes getting angry...

 

give him another tiger to tame.

Waiter, there's a usb stick in my soup!

 

Then stick that USB stick into my USB port ;)

Waiter theres a wild cypriotmerkz in my soup!

 

Throw him out and he'll fly away with his 2015 MINECON cape!

Waiter, theres a lamborghini in my soup.

 

Gee that must be a big soup...

Waiter, theres a Poke medic lady in my soup!

 

Send her back to medic school

WAITTTTER!!! WAITTER!!!! WAITOWR!!!
Theres no soup in my soup

 

Then eat the bowl!!

Waiter! Theres people with funky names in my soup!

 

Hmmm.

 

Feel sorry for them..

Waiter, theres something black, white and asian in my soup! (What is it??)

 

There's a spoon in my soup

 

Waiter, there's a finger in my soup

 

Waiter, there's a hair in my soup