motivational speaker #2

my last thread died so I'm making it again because I'm bored. I can give you life-saving advice! I charge 10 American dollars per service

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the problem:
how long it's been an issue:
have you tried fixing it before:

 

I did what u said and became a dolphin. I went looking for my long lost brother in the ocean and apparently a shark ate him. plz help!!!! I need advice idk what to do!!!

 

die, and then you'll be with your brother!!

 

the problem: You not accepting me on Skype
how long it's been an issue: A couple of minutes
have you tried fixing it before: Of course, bae

 

problem solved

 

Thank you!

 

Those threads are amazing!!! keep doing them!! it helps a lot of people! You're so wonderful!

 

the problem: I am trash.
how long it's been an issue: Like 15 1/2 years. ://
have you tried fixing it before: Doctors have stated that it is incurable but I want to believe they are wrong!

 

the problem: i have a real bad crush
how long it's been an issue: like a month
have you tried fixing it before: kinda but i need help pls help

 

problem: i like someone
How long: awhile
Have you tried fixing it before: kinda

 

you're not trash. if you were trash then I wouldn't think that you're so amazing. trash is worthless, but you my friend, are worth so much j

continue to try to talk to this person and give it time. if they dont show interest in you at all after another month or so, you need to move on gurl

tell this person how you feel!!

 

the problem: life
how long it's been an issue: my whole life
have you tried fixing it before: i think so

 

but then rip friendship

 

The problem: Sav doesn't love me enough
How long it's been an issue; like since I met her idk
Have you tried fixing it before: yeah

 

the problem: I'm me
how long it's been an issue: 15.9 years
have you tried fixing it before: yea

 

the problem: bae n0 send nudes ): i cry so much
how long it's been an issue: liek for3ver
have you tried fixing it before: nu becuz she vill duMp m3

 

the problem: @Luca
how long its been an issue: about 4 hours.
have you tried fixing it before: no because i would get shot down by his little friend "chichi" and cry

 

lol just go roast him <3

 

dw chichi is a skrub he has to colour in a map of the world at the moment

 

you're mean to me too.