OK, so a few of you know I work for another server. Well we have a global messaging system set up for any player needing a staff member. For example if I have 3 mods on Prison and you are on OP but need help with a hacker you could use the command /helpop and the message goes global to all staff so that one could respond. Annnnyway, sometimes we get rather "creative" players who message some of the most ridiculous things. These things range from troll messages to just down right dumbo stuff. Well I was laughing at one a player messaged today and thought to my self, what a great idea it would be to make a thread and post these here as they pop up so we all can have a laugh. So this was shared today: **I've blacked out the name to protect their privacy. lel**