Would you rather..?

You're supposed to answer the question as well ;)

 

Would you rather?

Lick tony abbott's penis.

Or.

Shower in osama bin laden's urine.

 

Lick Tony abbott's Penis so I can lose my virginity (if we take it too far). (Sorry if your under the age of like 14 xD)
Would you rather accidentally pee your pants in front of your crush?
or
Acciedentally hug your crush in front of the class (when she doesn't like you).

 

Accidentally hug my crush in front of the class (I do that weird stuff all the time)
Would you rather have the most childish party with all your family AND friends from your school?
Or
Would you walk to your crushes house and look in there window for 30 seconds.

 

I don't have a crush xD so go go Africa for a month
Would you rather
Go to school, work or high school with no pants on
Or
Go to a shopping centre with an insane multicoloured Mohawk yelling YEAH BABY while playing stupid rock love music?

 

Go to a shopping centre with an insane multicoloured Mohawk yelling YEAH BABY while playing stupid rock love music.
Would You Rather?
Own a car
OR
2 Huskies or any breed of dog?

 

Huskiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeessssssss

Would you rather:
Die by a plane
Or
Die by having you're Mum kill you for not doing your chores

 

Die by a plane, I do my chores..
Would You Rather:
Eat a fried rat covered in maggots
OR
Eat a fried tarantula with live cockroaches on it