Jokes

Roses are red
Violets are blue
give me a second
and i will give you something good . :3

 

Okk i want to challunge chu. (best grammar)

 

oke fegeget

 

Did you actually call? :P

 

No. But I was tempted to.

 

k

 

Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads together? They made an out of themselves!

 

*2 black guys get pulled over*
*Cop comes to car and black guys transform to a white person*
Cop: How are you doing guys?
Men: good
Cop: have a great day
*cop walks off*
*men turn black again*
*Cop turns around*
Cop: please step out of the car

 

Wrong section?

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you.

 

Yup

 

@Noobcrew @Noobcrew
@larrythebird101

 

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a drink"

The bartender replies "For you, no charge"​

 

Lmao! I love that joke.

 

This is me in my art lesson
Me: *I have a crumpled piece of paper in my hand*
Me: I say "Lebrawn James" (You'll get it if you heard the vine)
Me: I managed to throw it from the other side of the class..

 

Two men walk into a bar. One says, "I would like some H2O." The second one says, "I would like some H2O too!"
The second guy dies.

 

Single and ready to mingle ladies ;) jkjk