[FG] Best Pick-Up Lines.

Correction: Cotton.

 

Correction:Why the heck are we arguing about clothes?

 

Because Alexa loves wearing clothes.

 

Oh really? ;3

 

She tries to. :3

 

"Are you life alert? Cause' I've fallen for you and I can't get up."

 

Dangit.

 

I dont really like wearing clothes all that much. 9///9

 

Cloths aren't hip these days.

 

Did you fall out of heven?

Because your face is flat :-:

 

"The word 'studying' was originally made up of two words: 'students' 'dying'."

 

*adding to it*
"When we are no longer students, How about I make you feel alive?"

 

I have a ton…
Here's one:

Me: Hey guess what, I know all 21 letters of the alphabet.
Her: What??
Me: Oh wait.. I always forget U R A Q T ;)

 

#TheRepostsAreAlive

 

Aw dang…..
I'll check my book for a few ;)

 

I use the internet. .___________________.

 

A man came to my door and asked if I could donate to the local swimming pool. I came back with a glass of water.

 

I mustache you a question.
But I'll shave it for later.

#TriplePost

 

"My love, If you are smiling, send me your smiles."
"If you are dreaming, send me your dreams."
"If you are crying, send me your tears."
"I love you."

"I'm in the toilet. What do I send?"

 

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Seriously?"
"To get to the ugly witch's house."
"... I don't get it?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"The Chicken"
#PentaPost