Nice legs, What time do they open? Is that a mirror in your pocket? Or do I just see me in your pants
Are you my little toe? Because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house. r.i.p rule 1
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty. Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile. My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U. Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad up. Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life. Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
"When you kiss someone for one minute you burn 2.6 calories. Wanna burn cals sometime? ;)" "Are you trying to say I'm fat?"
"Baby, I know it's too fast, but I really want you. I don't pretend to do it now, I just want you to know that I care about you, I love and want you." "Oh hun, I love you too, and I also doo, but I'm kinda afraid." "Of what sweetheart?" "That someday you'll love another girl and I'll be *just one of your ex-girls* "Oh sure I'll love another girl! In 10 years, and she'll call you "Mommy". <3 "Your house, 15 mins"
Happyholst had a sponge with him and he said "You made this sponge wet" and than gave me the wet sponge.
"Dude! Dude! My pet rabbit died!" "I'm so sorry bro!" "Now he's.. Now he's.." "Now he's what!?" "Now he's just some bunny I used to know." "FUUUUU" @CypriotMerks
Correction; *Whats up to girl* *Points to self* Do you know what material this is? Boyfriend material. ;3
