"How's lyfe?"
BOOM! YES! HAHAHA. TRY TO TOP THAT FOOLS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

 

guy: were you raised in a barn girl? cause ya know howda raise a *censored*





BA DUM TSSSSSSSSSSSSSST :3

 

I feel like an idiot but i have no idea what the heck the censored word is.

 

hmm. what about another word for a rooster.

 

Is your dad a baker? Cause you sure have a nice set of buns.

tf

 

Your Body is like KFC 'Finger Lickin Good'

 

I have a few... :3

@HeyitsAlexa loves em. :3

Me: hey, did you know that there are 21 letters in the alphabet?
Her: no, I thought there were 26.
Me: ohhhh I keep forgetting the U R A Q T.
#nailedit

Him: hey, you wanna go out with me?
Her: I already have a boyfriend.
Him: and I have a math test.
Her: what does that have to do with anything?
Him: oh, I thought we were both listing stuff we can cheat on.

I would offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.

Hey, you must be a cigarette because you've got a hot butt.

You look like trash, may I have the privilege of taking you out tonight?

How many more could I do? :3

 

69 .__.

 

This is just making me feel more like an idiot because I still dunno what the word is. .-.

 

Are you a broomstick, because you just swept me off my feet

 

@Firo3000 told me he has some dirty good ones. :t:
(´･Д･)」

 

I can never achieve s_ccess without u.

 

look up names for male roosters thats what the censored word is.

 

are you fappy bird? cause I can tap u all night :>

 

You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word.

 

Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise a .

 

yeh. dats the word :I

 

I already did that one ;-;

 

#repostsallovertheplace