Hey tonight!

 

Are you a trumpet player? Because you've got me all horny and stuff.
(NO HOMO)

 

Lol xD

 

Do you have a bandaid? 'cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you.

 

Going 2 go do homework ); then bed :D

 

Do you do karate? causse' your body's kickin'!

 

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it

 

If you were homework i'd do you on the table ##Repost

 

lololol

 

I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
#Straightfromtheinternet

 

I would dive into a pool of rusty nails and new delhi sewer water while a rabbit clampster is grabbed on to me for dear life just to be mauled by a pack of rotweilers after I crawl out of the pool just to sit in the same chair her mother did back in her 5th grade english class.

#KingofPickupLines

 

So yea. A human has 206 bones. But when I'm with you, I have 207 :t: @xxELITE (NSFW)

 

Use that

 

You're looking quite.. fetching.
Studies show that 100% of people won't get this. I don't either, I just.. say these things.

 

Back on topic,
"Did you hear? There's only gonna be seven planets left after I destroy uranus."

 

roses are red, violet are blue, liquor is cheaper, than dinner for two

*forever alone




















































Im okay with that though

 

Are you from China? Because I'm China get in your pants
Are you from Ireland? Because my p3n1s is dublin
If they made a McDonalds burger for you it would be called McGorgeous