You know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot.

 

"Even though you aren't a horse, I want to ride you anyway."
"By all means ;D"
"...."
Soz just had to post that one XD

 

if you were homework I would do you on the table.



That aint sexual rlly :t:

 

If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

 

You know what I like in a girl? My d**k ;)

I'm sorry. I had to. :>

 

Oh yeah? Well, I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you? BOOM!

 

nu uh.

 

You just compared them to something most people hate. :>

 

Your duck? Why would they have your duck

 

Are you google? Because you're everything I've been searching for.

 

My love for you is like Pi. It never ends.

 

I saw a flower this morning and thought it was the most beautiful thing in the world; then I saw you

@PandaBear__

 

Ahaha yea we all know that's not what I said

 

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home

 

Are you religious?
Cuz your the answer to all my prayers.

 

You wanna know what the best thing is in my life?
It's the first word of this post. ;)

 

Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

 

Lost my virginity, can I have yours?

Sorry kids :>

 

ali-gator.
I win.

 

I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless



If beauty were time you'd be an eternity