Act Like A 4 Year Old Playing Minecraft

Have a cookie

 

Have a potato.
*gives potato*

 

"I'm a Mod under a nick, scamming is allowed, and I know where you live and I can DDos you" Insert bad grammar as needed :P

 

"i has a d hoe" ~4 year old

 

phuck u

 

*Dies once* OMG YOU R HAXR I SA U WEN U FLEW AT MEH AND KILLD MEH YOU USED SPED HAX AND HAX HAX. I AM HIDEN MOD I BAN U! I HATE U! IMA REPORT U TO NOTCH.
My little brother playing Minecraft.

 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! TYSM!!! I NEEDED TO LAUGH REALLY HARD XD

 

This one is real
zeldaninjamonkey - wait so your a guy or girl ?? (keep saying he was a girl then guy then back to girl)
4 year old- Im a guy DUHHHHH I have a winky
zeldaninjamonkey XDXDXD 'winky'
4yo- my way of saying ****
zeldaninjamonkey XD how old are you even?
4yo - 10 and my winky is 3 inches BEAT THAT muther f****
(This is real, when I was on OP Prison)

 

Real quote from some parkour server, I forgot some of it. "Owner. I work for planet minecraft. I would like for you to promote me to helper now. planet minecraft can shut you down" This was about 1 year ago. I checked his planet mc account and he was ten

 

PlanetMinecraft can't do nothing, just another fan site

 

ik, there was someone on OpPvP yesterday saying he was from planet minecraft and he needs to speak with the owner. It reminded me of that 10 yr old lol. People from planet mc think they have power over everyone, they think they can go to servers and demand to speak with staff about their crap

 

I personally don't even respect PM at all, I got a virus from downloading a resource pack :P, anyways being from PM or not the owners ain't gonna shat on u :P

 

mY DAD works for mogang Ill BAN YOU U NOOB

 

CAN i H@ve OP???

 

I Own Mojang. Mojang=Minecraft. Mineverse is Minecraft.
I will Ban You. Perm.

 

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Am I the only one here who doesn't know any 4 year old who can type?

 

*4 YEAR OLD*"Momy can i have 100 buks too buy a wrank on dis serfer? *MOTHER* " Sure thing cutie "