If my nose runs then why does my feet smell:stinky: My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.o.O In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning. Did you see that blind persons house niether did she hahaha..... sry not funny\ thx for reading :D @CypriotMerks tell me if its funny?
There is honestly no point in this. The only thing I find humorous is the fact that you created this thread.
It's 3:40 AM and I just screamed, "OHHHH" at the top of my lungs. Brightened my day so much. Thank you.
If I was in a room with Hitler, Satan, and Justin Bieber and I only had two bullets in a gun I would just shoot Justin Bieber twice.