A few notes on CypriotMerks

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up onto his ego and then jump down to his IQ level.

He is so stupid, he couldn’t pour water out of a boot if I put the instructions on the heel!

He is about as useful as a knitted condom.

“If ignorance ever goes up to $5 a barrel, I want drilling rights to his head.

He is an epic up. I mean, he is so dense that even light bends around him.

He will never be the man his mother is.

We all came from apes, he just didn't come as far as most.

A douche bag of his magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina

The smartest thing that ever came out of his mouth was a penis

I would call him a cunt but he doesn't have the depth or the warmth

His dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

 

What the fu** is the point of this thread to criticize him? Like @CypriotMerks works his of for this server and you can even respect him that's sad matey you should make your own server like Mineverse and try to run it

 

No.

 

I find this amazing, thanks. <3

I should also suggest getting a better VPN as it took me roughly 10 seconds to figure out who you are behind your fake IP. Keep changing your IP, you think I still can't find out who you are? Lmao.

 

You are a clown

 

I love how he doesn't even take it down, so we all can view the stupidity xD

 

Cyp, can you tell who this clown is?

 

Sure.

Crakrjack2 & possibly ImTrickyHD as they both live together in a small flat. (Both males ;))

I actually enjoyed reading it while I'm eating my lovely margherita pizza with Dr.Pepper. <3

 

I myself am enjoying it over pancakes and orange juice.
:t:

 

Tis funnyyy

 

This just shows your immaturity. There is no point of this thread.
@CypriotMerks is doing just fine. He is active both in-game and forms. He helps people out and he always does his best. Just before you posted this thread, How did you feel? When Cyp saw this, How do you think he felt? If someone did something like this to you, How would you feel then?
Next time, before you make another thread like this. Answer the questions I gave you.
Btw, nice copy and pasting skills: http://www.danoah.com/2014/04/quite-possibly-the-funniest-44-insults-ever.html

 

^^ Winner

 

I don't eat in the mornings

 

ok

 

Why not, it is the most important meal of the day

 

You're funny. Haha. Now get out of here. Thank you.

 

He's been gone

 

Cyp with your skils though

 

You can enjoy it in it's entirety then.
Focus on it for about 5 minutes, you'll feel your brain cells dying off.

 

love me a Dr pepper