Epic Rap battles of... Well Mineverse ._.

Epic Rap Battles of Mineverse!

CypriotMerks VS Noobcrew!​

BEGIN

CypriotMerks -
Hello there Crew, or should I say noob,
Cause by the end of this rap, I’ll be making lamb stew,
Now lets skip all the blabbering and get to the point,
Everybody knows I should be running this joint!

Noobcrew -
Oh you fix a few mistakes, Yeah that's nice
but I run the servers, don’t make me say this twice,
I could take away your power. Just. Like. That,
Don’t try defying me, your ego’s getting fat.

CypriotMerks -
I do all the changes sheep and thats how it goes,
cause when it comes to who’s online, I’m the only one that shows,
And when it comes to the server, I can give a damn,
So why don’t you run home, you weak, pathetic lamb

Noobcrew -
You might be on more, but I pay all the bills,
so why don’t you shut up, cause I’ve got all the skills,
You change a few prefixes, but thats about it,
Now I’ll just sit here on my throne, while you throw another fit.

Who Won? Who's Next?
Tell me in the comments!

(Thanks to Crusaderboy1 and PeinRii for helping with the lyrics!)

 

Go sheep!

 

This man deserves a

and a

 

@CypriotMerks
@Noobcrew
I got this from SB Forums :P

 

mustache!

 

@CypriotMerks give him a cookie please.

 

"Weak pathetic lamb"
Made cyp win.. my opinion :3
My vote goes to the guy with the mustache.

 

You could have given credit to the original person who wrote the lyrics rather than just copying and pasting the exact content of the original thread on the Skyblock Forums. :dissapoint:

 

I did ._.

I dunt have to specify the name... I'm to lazy for dat

 

Tbh Cyp rekt noob ups.

Cyp, I expect to hear more from you.

P.S. Sends a msg to them what the community thinks about them lmao. I'd like to hear them actually rap this.

 

Epic Rap Battles of Mineverse!

CypriotMerks! vs... Noobcrew 2!​

Begin!

Noobcrew:

How dare you challenge me again you fool,
here have a tissue, clean your face form that drool,
You still don't understand that I have all the power,
I am paying for your mistakes while you stand in the shower.
I am a rap god, coding these servers while you fly with pride,
acting like you do the work instead of waiting for some prize.

CypriotMerks:

You underestimate me, you weak feeble sheep.
I am active on the servers while you're in bed asleep.
I promote the staff to maintain all this madness,
while you sit back and watch the server at its baddest.
You are weak as these hackers that you've done nothing about,
now wait right here for me while I kick this annoying scammer out.

Noobcrew:

Haha thats cute, now turn around, and let me kick you witha boot.
You think you're good at all these things,
now let me tell you what the back of my hand brings.
You let your power get to your head,
and look at all the people you have mislead.
Now just remember kiddo,
I am the one that put you where you are.
You should be thanking me, not fighting me,
Now brb, I'm going to set all these hackers free.

CypriotMerks:

See what I mean, you don't give two craps,
here I got you a present, its a bag full of slaps.
If I had a dollar for every time I had to fix your issues,
I would be running this place, not maintaining it's misuse.
I respect all my staff, and care for the public,
just look at all the rules I can publish.
Look at you up there, all smug with high power,
just remember now, that I am the support for your tower.

Who won?!

 

OP was copied from skyblock.. if I recall.

 

GG

 

Cyp won (the first one)

 

I'm working on a @ScoFu13 vs @CypriotMerks

 

"Cause at the end of this rap, I'll be making lamb stew" oooooo shots fired!

 

Cyp won on that one aswell :3

 

Noob <3