Funniest jokes, pics, riddles, and more that you can find on the internet.

I once saw a thread like this so I decided to make one kind of like it. (I changed a few stuff).

Well, the title kinda explains it all ;).

This is just a thread to make you laugh or something if your ever feeling sad or lonely.

Rules:

1.No inappropriate stuff.
2.Don't spam the thread.
3.Don't make your post take up to much space.
4. (Yea ik its not 3 or 5 but whatever :p) Have fun & laugh



Here are mine:

 

Well i made up this riddle

What word in the alphabet will always be spelled.. Incorrectly?

 

There are no words in the alphabet. Only letters.

 

WELL WORD/LEETTTER THING xD


btw the funniest picture i can find is this 27-worst-pick-up-lines-ever_boyfriend-material.jpg.pagespeed.ce.-bvzWW16Ce.jpg

 

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-.../wb96TST_lUQ/w692-h659-no/Funny-baby-meme.png

http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Funny-baby-I-came-out-of-your-what.png

Omg those 2 are SO funny :P

 

Spoiler: Contains Explicit Language

MrParkourGuy purifiedbws huehue...

 

lmao

 

No one could ever get this riddle right...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

um to get to the other side? ;...; PM what it is. xD

 

fart :3

 

Nope :> xD

 

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A man worked at a high security institution. The man tried to log into his computer and the computer denied the password. He then remembered that the passwords to the computers were reset every month for security reasons. He called his boss for his new password.

The man said, "Boss, my old password is out of date."

The boss said, "Yes, it is. The new password is different, but if you listen closely you will be able to figure out the new one. Your new password has the same amount of letters as the old one, and four of the letters are the same."

The man then logged into his computer with no trouble. What was the new password? What was his old?

 

Ok riddle 1: if one chicken calls another chicken a liar is that chicken a liar?
Riddle 2: what 5 letter word will sound the same if you take out any combination of the first letter third letter and last letter?

 

Spoiler

 

To get to the other side.