Dad- Son, you better pass this exam or rather forget that I'm your father! Son- Sure dad! Whatever! ---5 hours later--- Dad- How's your exam? Son- Who the hell are you?
My sister made this up. Person1: Hey there's someone behind you! *person2 turns around* Person1: It's me EDIT: How was the red sea made? Over a very long period. ;););););)
What do men and coolers have In common? A: Load 'em with Bud Light and you can take them anywhere! Q: What do you call a blind german? A: A Not-see! Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator Q: How many arms has a alligator got? A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas? A: Santa Jaws! Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle? A: Too many cheetahs Q: What kind of dog tells time? A: A watch dog. Q: Why is a tree like a dog? A: Because they both lose their bark when they die.
Son: Hey dad did you remember to get mom prego? Dad: Eww why would you say that Son: No the prego for pasta Dad: No comment
Spoiler: A Bit inappropriate Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
And finally Q: What do you call a computer that sings? A: A-Dell :P Some good ones people will enjoy :PP
My brother made this one up :D Me: Should I get into trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: No. Me: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
