[Forum Game] "Officer, I can explain!"

And she strikes again. How so? Please make a private conversation with this. I don't want to flame on this thread,

 

because i wanted to drop it on ur head
because my mom had a baby an i needed to drive it home (don;t know what it is doing in the back)
well.. uh i was giving him a lift home (sorry that was terrible)

 

Sir, I can Explain I have a thing called Marowannanaanananaa some people call it Grass
I have pikachu
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I have Steam











I suck at maing these :3

 

Um. . . ill just say some thin'

1. A fat suit
2. vodka
3. everyone from mineverse

 

See... what had happened was..

Spoiler

The rest of my excuse is irrelalvent. The officer thought my pun was funny and ... we had a good laugh...

1. Wrecking ball
2. A turtle wearing a bra
3. A butt. Just. A. Butt.

 

"I swear I have no idea how I got this stupid thing to fit in the back seat. I was going to bring the wrecking ball to my friend's house so he could use it to make a bed."

"That's my pet turtle Billy. He was in the middle of dressing when you pulled me over. Pervert, stop looking at Billy!"

"It's one of my trophies. I cut it off of my last victim and I use it as a pillow when I'm tired. Billy also seems to appreciate it."

Items:
A golden tooth brush.

Seven coconuts.

A broken beer bottle.

 

Octopus because I bought it from a weird sushi guy that was about to kill it.
Ebola sample. since I am a person working to stop Ebola and I need part of the dead virus to make a vaccine for it.
Bloody glove: Well like I said, I was working to stop Ebola. Must I not get my gloves a bit dirty.

Items:

omie2001.
A bottle of Bud light.
and a magical floating love heart for no reason at all.