Oh they were already out of hand. It is a pickup line thread though. What I'm really saying here, is that multiple mods have commented here, and said nothing about the content, even adding to it. It's one of those threads that are bound to get a little out of hand, and you can't really tell people not to, especially when mods didn't. :p
Some of my choice favorites (not from my own imagination :>) We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? (I have a rant about this one, but I'll save it :t: ) You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! And because I am so unbelievably fabulous, I found a section for.....MINECRAFT PICKUP LINES. Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky Are you a lever? Because you turn me on. Are you a torch? Because you light up my world. Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you. I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you.
"Dang girl, are you my appendix, because I'm not sure how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
This one is alright... Spoiler Are you my homework... cause I wanna do you... The next one is the most brilliant one i've come up with (lel) Spoiler Wanna have a kid? This next one is the most epic pickup line in history... BEHOLD Spoiler I'll pay you five bucks
You just woke up a snorlax in my pants My weedle just turned into a metapod I forgot my library card but id like to check you out
