"Herein is Scooter's poem for you Daisy. Here we go. Daisy, I like you a whole lot / More than that bandit liked spoonin' that ro-bot. / You are a diamond in the rough / Or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff. / I will hang myself from my own tombstone / if within you, I cannot put my bone." - Scooter, Borderlands 2 Me and Kyle went through (and found) found a nudie mag, a beautiful human-robot love time, a flower surrounded by blood, and a tombstone, then took pictures of it with a prosty's camera to use as "inspiration" for the above poem. Appreciate it, yo. If anyone wants to know how the lady reacted, she excused herself to her house, and I heard a revolver go off. I'm sure she's just unbelievably happy to score with such a young chap and shot a glass. Everybody's a critic.
Boy:There's 21 letters in the alphabet right Girl:Actually there's 26 Boy:Oh yeah I always forget U,R,A,Q,T
Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium? Because you are Be Au Ti... full Are you made from Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu Te...
Hey girl did u get those pants on sale because there a 100% off at my place these corny pickup lines doh
Hahaha oh god these Pick up lines.. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK'
This thread is just getting better and better, did you see the one I did above? XD it's near the top of the page