Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number? Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns! Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U? I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet . Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that. My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money? Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day. I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February. Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart. You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.' Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed. Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/cheesy.html
This is like a physical pick up line that someone used on me one time. We were sitting next to each other and the guy said "Here hold this" and held out his hand in a fist like he was going to give me something and I said "Okay" and held out my hand. But then he put his hand in mine and we held hands for a good three seconds before I started laughing.
