Make a horrible joke.

As the name implies you gotta make a horrible joke!
Rules:
Make a horrible joke.
You can look on the internet for your joke.
No Yo mama jokes!
All ready?
You have to wait for at least one person to post before posting again.
I'll start:
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!

 

You know who's fat?

You are!

 

Lol its a joke so i am not fat :lol:

 

Do you know why your become a creeper?

Because you like to die and BOMB yourself!

 

lol still using that profile pic.?

 

I liked it XD
I may change it soon

 

My sister bet me a 100 dollars i couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when i went pasta. *Wink*

 

What do u call someone that doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor

 

A goldfish robbed a bank and spent his money at a Strip Club... he got bankrupt

Now hes a Bronze Fish

 

what does a fish use for war... A FISH TANK HAHAHAH....

 

I pooped:jim:

 

I fell downstairs got up and died

 

Worst joke until now!

 

I did your mom last night.

 

= Tapple

 

So a clown and a monkey and a stripper walk into a bar and ... wait what is the joke again .-.

 

this is a 'joke' so technically u didn't do that

 

What did the island see monster say?
These islands aren’t Philippine me up. I need Samoa Tahiti!

 

Hi...

My name is bob im a goldfish. And a goldfish has the memory of
Hi...

My name is bob im a goldfish. And a goldfish has the memory of

Hi...

My name is bob im a goldfish. And a goldfish has the memory of

Beez~

 

wot m8?