Officer stop pulling me over, this is the third time now come on. Ok so I have a weird homeless guy because well it's my university assignment, 'inspect all pros and cons of a homeless guy'. This homeless guy has lots and lots of well bad part of him. I have a dead jellyfish because I went to the beach with a couple of friends and a jellyfish stung me so I had to kill it but it stuck to my surfboard so I guess it is still in my car. A machine gun is in my car because my dad is a police officer and also works with you and you know, police need all guns to protect himself. And it's in the car because he left it in the car and was going to return it to the police station tomorrow. I hope you understand my reasons. Items: A car engine A box of matchs with petrol 10 fake ID passports and divers licences
1. i got the car engine from my mom but then she was looking for it so she gave it 2 me 2. i was going to light up cake 4 my 2 year old child 3. i got all the ID's n stuff from my lawyer ty and i want to go now u are wasting my time Items: Poopoo A banana that has blood all over An underwear that's yellow
1. I didnt make it 2. I used a banana to, well, id rather not talk about it 3. Its the banana I used. My items: 1. photon ray 2. Mona lisa 3. A lamp
1. I was just borrowing it from an alien. 2. I did not just steal the mona lisa no no no it stole me. 3. I need it to drive. Items: Gun, Bed, PepperSpray
Hi officer I can explain 1. I have a simple gun in here because my grandfather in Africia left it here when he came to visit for Christmas 2. I have a bed because I work at a bed company and I was just about to deliver it to someone. 3. Look this pepper spray has nothing to do with me. I know it is illegal to have but I swear it is not mine. I woke up this morning and went to the shops and bought some pepper from the shops. It must have been swapped with pepper spray. Items: A sword with blood all over it A person with some knight needles through there heart A rocket ship engine charged up ready to burn something
Officer, I can explain. This sword was from the museum and they randomly gave it to me. The blood? Strawberries.. I was eating strawberries with my sword. :D My friend here.. Umm.. Bob, was knitting and he accidentally stuck it in his chest. The rocket ship? Oh. NASA gave it to me so I could umm.. fly to to the moon. Thanks and have a good day. ~Drives away and accidentally hits someone~ Items: A chainsaw A white mask And some "Friday the 13th" clothes
Officer, I can explain. I'm... practicing... for Halloween! :D @Glaadiator trussed up A thong And of course, a massive pumpkin.
Im just making love to this person @Glaadiator im making her wear the thong and the pumpkin is for me incase she doesn't dance good i throw it at her. Box of gorilla poop, Lipstick, Viagra
Well see here officer, I have the box of Gorilla poop as I ordered it off of Poopsenders.com, Also my Wife's lipstick is sitting on the dash as well my Viagra to get myself up when I am low if you know what I mean ;)
Ok because no one is saying any 3 items I'll just give myself 3 items then say the ones that the next one will have yo do. The three items I am doing are: a creepy doll, monkey poop, a secret government password Officer i'm so sorry for these items. You see 1. I have a doll that is creepy because this is a vintage doll that was sent all the way from europe to go into a museum for the oldest doll in the world. Also i have it so i can look afett it because my house is counted as the safest hoise in the world 2. I know it seems weird I have monkey poop but I needed to order it because my brother is ridiculously sick and needs help in hospital. The hospital asked me to get some monkey poop for antivenin for my brother 3. you see officer this isn't a Government password, it is the password to my computer and the password is Government. This is so because we had to go to a friends place so he could fix our computer a couple days before today Items: A naked stripper suffocated on a pole A dogs head with a knife through it A USB with all technical devices blueprints (like iPhones)
1. A naked stripper suffocated on a pole because she said she didn't want to go out with me so I strangled her.... yea 2. A dogs head with a knife through it since you see like I said the stripper wanted to go out with the dog instead of me so.. I killed it. 3. A USB cuz its mine so back off officer. Items: a crocodile's tooth an enderchest Cypriotmerkz
You see officer I am the crocodile hunters son and this was the last tooth he had stolen from a gater. The ender chest? Lets just get straight to the point and say I'm a nerd. And cypriotmerks? He's my lover. Duh. A restraining order for chuck e cheese A necklace of human teeth A gallon of @Camel ;) 's urine
Well officer , I can explain I was at chuck e cheese and the employe said that I was a bit to old to be playing wack a mole I told him I thought this was a family fun place he politely asked me to play a different game I responded violently and ripped the hammer from the game and started hitting him and the other employes, Oh the necklace of Human teeth yea I'm uh... A dentist a dentist yea. "What about the urine" Some times I get thirsty Jar of mayo Bloody condom Vaseline
mayo for my cheeseburger, bloody condom Well I don't think you want to know;). And Vaseline Well its to make my lips sexy. XD items: @omie2001 two drunk-naked women strippers A fat old grandma with 20 bullets in her heart.
Hi officer I can explain totally. @CypriotMerks is in my car because he needed a lift to the airport to go to Sweden to see the Minecraft official working place owned by Microsoft now. I have a cannon mainly because my great great great great great great grandfather was a Viking and this cannon has been passed on for our genorastion forever. And now it is my turn for me to have the cannon . And it's in my car because my mum says that whenever I am driving I should carry it with me for protection and good luck. I have 1 minecraft ban whoever you want card because all of the Microsoft people who own Minecraft said I could have one because of all my honesty, kindness, helpfulness and how many ranks I have on other servers. I mainly have it in my car because my mum kicks me out of the house allot so I just go outside in my car and play minecraft Items A bottle of glue filled with blood An affraid school kid A hate letter to the king with blood all over it
