[Forum Game] "Officer, I can explain!"

A game I saw on the Minecraft forums.

Basically, a cop just pulled you over (great going). In the back seat are 3 items that the person above you has listed. You have to convince the officer that you are not up to anything worth getting arrested. (or are you?)

- Remember to go by the general rules of the forums. (no inappropriate items, disrespect, swearing, etc.)

I'll list the first 3 things:
1) An anaconda (the snake, ffs)
2) A light saber
3) Justin Bieber

Good luck explaining to an officer why you have all 3 things in your car. ;)

 

I have Justin Bieber because I was kidnapping him for my little sister.

I have a light save cos um I borrowed it from the movie set

I have an anaconda (sadly the snake :t: ) because he was going to eat people in this movie anaconda ;-;

3 items:
DORA
Bunnies
Grayson
;)

 

Dora is With me, because i found her boots and backpack.
Didn't you know you can get bunnies in minecraft well i thought it was cute so i bought one.
Oh him. Pshhh he and i were cuddling.

Gun
10 year old
Pile_Of_butts

 

Hipster was drunk, I was taking her back to her place because I'm a good friend. ;D

Umm...the stick is for my dog. :t:

I'm related to Obama, I'm his brother's aunt's sister's nephew's wife's step-cousin, you can't arrest me, do you want the FBI at yo door?

3 items:
Cheese
A cat
One Direction

 

I was hungry for cheese
Its my lucky charm kitty named steve
I was going to murder them but shhhh

police officer
diamond sword
Obama

 

I was taking my cat to the vet and as you can clearly see from my profile it says female. My friend Jarroy wanted to come :P

Items:
Money Bags
A Rifle
And a Ski Mask

Good luck ;) You're gonna need it.

 

I was using the money bags to carry my rifle that I was taking to a hunting trip and the ski mask was just in case I got cold

Items:
Bomb
Bazooka
Morgan freeman

 

Since it doesn't say that you can't go again in the rules (which @Glaadiator should probably fix ;)) I'll go again.

I am shooting a mini action movie with Morgan Freeman having the main role. I have a license also ;)

Items:
Noobcrew
Cypriot
Pile

 

I'm taking my family to the cabin for the weekend, all good, officer.

Items:
Bra
Different credit card than yours
Wig

 

Erm... I went shopping for my wife and she had me bring her credit card.

Items:
License [not yours]
Beer
Butcher knife
P.s: I'll stop posting for a while ;)

 

Officer Cheez, My girlfriend is wearing her bra and her Miley cyrus wig. Also, She dosent have enough pockets so, I told her to put it in the back seat

Items:

A water bottle, A gerbil, A bicycle

 

I wasn't the one driving, it was my friend and I was looking at it. We are having a beer party. The butcher knife was a prop from a movie that I won in an auction.

Items:
An actual head that has been cut off.
Real blood.
Your mugshot pic.

 

I tell the officer that it's a foam copy that I've been using to try and recreate crime scenes with a brush and canvas, as part of a school project. The officer can't look closely due to the fourth amendment.

The blood is paint, I tell the officer. Again, he can't look closely.

The mugshot picture, like before, is part of the school project.

In your car (a white van), you have a very scared looking child, whose mouth is duck-taped, and whose hands are tied together to the van.

You also have several open bottles of beer lying right next to you, which are very real and half empty and give off a strong, malodorous smell.

Lastly, you have a loaded nine millimeter pistol lying on your lap, which again is very real.

Have fun. <3

 

My white van is actually my tour bus, and the child is one of my obsessive fans that followed me home and got tied up by my awesome security.

I had to drive my tour bus because my (now fired) tour bus driver was on the road drunk driving, and taken into custody. We have yet to throw away his bottles.

Lastly, there is a loaded pistol on my lap to prevent any other annoying fans going in front of my tour bus.

BOOM.

Now:
1) Bags of money
2) Fake ID
3) A donkey

 

The bags of money are fake and are used for the new school play, so is the FAKE ID. The donkey thinks I'm Shrek for some reason.

Boom.

Items:
Justin Bieber DVD
An unsolved Rubik's Cube
A dead body.

 

Justine bieber is love justin bieber is life
i'm a nerd
thats my dad.

Random sexy chick
Noobcrew
Random nudist

 

Uhh I totaly didn't order 2 strippers...

And dat guy blindfolded and tied up is my friend?

Gun.
Knife stabbed in a guy.
Hostage.

 

3 items pls.