[forum game] Worst Moderator Applicaion

How old are you? Stop asking me questions I'm scared!!
Your in-game name: what is that ._.
What country do you live in? I'm not sure
What timezone are you in: it's 3:51 right now but idk about you
What languages do you speak? Egish
Why do you think you should become a mod? Bcuz I want to
How long can you be active on the server everyday? Like 3 minutes and 29 seconds… I think
How long have you been playing mineverse? 9 minutes and 52 seconds
So you have any past experience as a moderator? What dat?

Pls accept I want mod!!

 

Accepted! Welcome to the staff team of Mineverse.com.

 

How old are you? idk y wold u ask me dis
Your in-game name: HOW AM I SUPOSD TO NO
What timezone are you in? pqz?
What country do you live in? mon
What languages do you speak? idk was is landuge
Why do you think you should become a mod? cuse i wana gref
How long can you be active on the server everyday? wats da server dis is 4?
How long have you been playing Mineverse? nvr idk wt ip is
Do you have any past experience as a moderator? yes i wrked at burgr kng once

 

I was checking out the Skyblock forums and found this thread
http://www.skyblock.net/threads/mod-is-slimy26-now.59472/
I think this qualifies as the worst real mod app

Anyway, here's mine

How old are you? 5
Your in-game name: hi im bored
What timezone are you in? antartica
What country do you live in? pizza planet
What languages do you speak? jibberish
Why do you think you should become a mod? becuz im liek so awesome and im bored soo give it tto me nao or my daddy wil sue u
How long can you be active on the server everyday? 25 and 4/3 hours
How long have you been playing Mineverse? since i was 1
Do you have any past experience as a moderator? wat is a muderaterrrrr?

 

This thread
http://www.mineverse.com/threads/mod-criscodgodd.20103/#post-188975

 

I just died over that link

 

IKR!!!!

 

How old are you? i dun liek hard kweshtuns
Your in-game name: how shud i no?
What timezone are you in? my bedtim is 6:00
What country do you live in? erth u dumy
What languages do you speak? i dun no wat a langag is
Why do you think you should become a mod? my mommy told me i cud be watvr i wunted.
How long can you be active on the server everyday? i dun no how 2 count dat hi
How long have you been playing Mineverse? sinc b4 it cam out
Do you have any past experience as a moderator? uf corse i beleve in unicorns

 

LOL dat thread

 

GG

 

I hope I can try out? :>

How old am I: 6
Your in-game name: MrImGonnaKillYou
What timezone are you in? Wat
What country do you live in? My house
What language do you speak? Rosetta Stone
Why do you think you should become a mod? 'Cuz I have a 4.0 GPA in my school, and I am in 8th grade for crying out loud!
How long can you be active on the server everyday? Um... whenever I dream about games.
How long have you been playing Mineverse? Since I was inside of my mommy's belly. She was a robot. So weird. She had computers and all of the 21st century tech.
Do you have any past experience as a moderator? I bunned everybody on my own server.


[Sorry if this was inappropriate :P ]

 

How old are you?:
8 years YOUNG you silly people, stop callin' me old

Your in-game name:
In game name? What the heck

What timezone are you in?:
It is 9:09 PM

What country do you live in?:
Dinosaur Land

What languages do you speak?:
Engrish

Why do you think you should become a mod?:
I feel like it

How long can you be active on the server everyday?:
These questions are just getting too hard

How long have you been playing Mineverse:
Mine....verse....???

Do you have any past experience as a moderator?:
What is a mod?

 

How old are you? 7
Your in-game name: 7
What timezone are you in? 7
What country do you live in? 7
What languages do you speak? 7
Why do you think you should become a mod? Duh. 7.
How long can you be active on the server everyday? 7 YEARS PER DAY.
How long have you been playing Mineverse? 7
Do you have any past experience as a moderator? 7

 

How old are you? Wat ish dis "old" ?
Your in-game name: Me naem ish me naem
What timezone are you in? 13pm
What country do you live in? Cauntri? Wat ish dis?
What languages do you speak? 3
Why do you think you should become a mod? Becuz i liek to halp people wit teh problem tey haev, if tey r gwiefed, i gwief tey to so i can halp
How long can you be active on the server everyday? i can be on all dey an dall nite
How long have you been playing Mineverse? i join todei
Do you have any past experience as a moderator? yes but i gwief teh amdin and amdin was not hapi apout it, he demote me liek snap, but i dont gwief.

 

How old are you? i dunno let me count with my fingers 1.....2.....3.....420yolo?
Your in-game name: PIKACHU
What timezone are you in? Uh USA USA USA USA
What country do you live in? Uranus
What languages do you speak? Ching ching chong [Note] Not racist i am chinese
Why do you think you should become a mod? Because i want to abuse the power ban everyone and steal starbucks from innocent players >
How long can you be active on the server everyday? 69 all the time
How long have you been playing Mineverse? Since 2 minutes ago
Do you have any past experience as a moderator? I am a mod on .......... to be honest i dont think i should be mod please just deny this :'(

 

How old are you? banana
Your in-game name: is this a trick question?
What timezone are you in? what is that supposed to mean?
What country do you live in? Disney Land
What languages do you speak? Inglesh
Why do you think you should become a mod? i wanna be a mod
How long can you be active on the server everyday? none
How long have you been playing Mineverse? first time
Do you have any past experience as a moderator? no

 

Bump

 

How old are you? Pdk34).reic64

Your in-game name: I don't live in a game!

What timezone are you in? According to my clock, it's 1123213:339270

What country do you live in? The past

What languages do you speak? None

Why do you think you should become a mod? because my mummy said so

How long can you be active on the server everyday? I don't have a computer

How long have you been playing Mineverse? You did a typo, it's universe

Do you have any past experience as a moderator? I lived to the Begining of the world, does that count

 

I am9 years oldd
My in game name is Gorila
WHY U WANNA KNOW MY TIMEZONE???!?
Amazon
Poor english
To get popular and ban peeeps
1 microsecond
1 second
NO WHO CARES