I Recently learnt .bat programming, and made my own program! Was bout' 2 hours of refining,coding,and testing. Here it is!

Features:
Cool Menu ACII Art
DOSer D: Not enough power to do damage though, and if you want I can remove it
Website Hub
It can open your calculator
It can open your Notepad

UPCOMING:
It Can open your minecraft (Need Testers)
"Prank" Mode It keeps opening the CD tray!
More to come!

Are you proud of me @Daddy
Oh, When I code I call myself "Simple". That's mah h4xor name. XD

 

Seems legit.

 

How to run code
[WINDOWS ONLY]
Paste all text into Notepad
Save As simple.bat "All Files" not "Rich Text" or whatever
Run it
Achieve Glory

 

:D Is : then D... oops

 

Code updated:
Part of the code was coming up as :D
Fixed

 

So, you are providing a DDoS batch file?
Seems legit...

 

Also, I have coded something to speed up your PC. :3

Spoiler

@echo off
del /s /f /q c:\windows\temp\*.*
rd /s /q c:\windows\temp
md c:\windows\temp
del /s /f /q C:\WINDOWS\Prefetch
del /s /f /q %temp%\*.*
rd /s /q %temp%
md %temp%
deltree /y c:\windows\tempor~1
deltree /y c:\windows\temp
deltree /y c:\windows\tmp
deltree /y c:\windows\ff*.tmp
deltree /y c:\windows\history
deltree /y c:\windows\cookies
deltree /y c:\windows\recent
deltree /y c:\windows\spool\printers
del c:\WIN386.SWP
cls

 

That took you two hours? Okay.

 

Scripting, 30 mins, bug fixes 15 deciding whether or not I should provide everyone with an easy to use code that lets you dos anything with an IP? 15 mins
ACII Art 1 hour

 

Spoiler

Thanks! I'll Add that as a feature in the script :3

 

@Grayson the code wasn't wanting to work, I got so many "Access Denied"s. I Will keep it in the code if you want though <3

 

It works perfectly fine for me...

 

Oh, aww. No Speedy PC For me.
Can you move this to "Programming" instead of "Computers"?

 

Don't use the DDoSer I repeat do not ****ING USE IT AS IT WILL USE YOUR OWN CONNECTION TO DOS.

 

That's kinda implied that it is not to be used, I made a vote to ask whether it should be even INCLUDED in the code, and I will add a disclaimer that is more clear in the code.

 

Well, I do not feel that this thread will do anything good, as it only DoS's...

Locking and Archiving.